The worlds first riddle!

Good morning everyone, another day of unrelenting sweat and toil…my poor butler, even the maid feels sorry for him. But what the heck…

The lord above made the world for us, but the devil made Las Vegas

Oh Las Vegas, youll be the death of me, city of sin oh what a mess Im in, look what youve done to me
Oh Las Vegas, Im losing everything, why do I stay when every game I play, I just get deeper in

Hey Las Vegas, can nothing save us from you, night after night, watching the wheel go round
Hey Las Vegas the devil gave us to you, one of these days, Im gonna burn you down

One black Sunday, I came to visit you, just for a day, to pass some time away and shoot a game or two
Oh Las Vegas that was a year ago, what can I do youve got me hooked on you and I can never go

Hey Las Vegas, can nothing save us from you, night after night, watching the wheel go round
Hey Las Vegas the devil gave us to you, one of these days, Im gonna burn you down


Etc softly wrote, "are you familiar with mental and physical pain and mental anguish transfer?"

You had better believe it, what with the amount I spend on bondage for beginners monthly.



"i'm experiencing a drag down from hell_,,, then it will be transferred from whence it came after 24 hours, starting now. 9:33 pm eastern standard time"

I hear that. I went to hell once…I got thrown out for being too raucous, so I took a job as a sin-eater and by ritual means I would through food and drink, take on the sins of a person, thus absolving his or her soul and allowing that person to live in peace.

Remember, you can't say Massachusettes; without saying Mass first!
Which is why if you are looking for a unit of angular distance equal to 60 degrees; you can't say sextant without talking sex.

M & M'S anyone?




Stormy:

udenstkantoiownn= unknown destination



C-J wrote, "Am I the tooth fairy?"

I dunno, have you the time; what are you doing at tooth hurtie?





Night night



elveroythsigng

night night = night thing

elveroythsigng = ghostly veering - her stingy glove -gone rights levy and a dozen others if you want them.

(Now keep out of my crosswords threads )

night night= night after night

elveroythsigng= losing everything

( Gotta love Las Vegas :wink: )

Morning Try, there is an awesome song called ~"It's over now" by Cause and Effect,,, it reminds me of the saying what goes around comes around,,, (and then some!)

I am laughing so hard at these posts. I want the M & M's

TTH, i'm praying fervishly that everyone has God's hearing. I'll bet it happens. When i was homelss i had absolutly NO-ONE=no relatives at all to help. You'll see. I'm sorry most of you so-called humans expired.

Just a drive by to say:


"i'm praying fervishly that everyone has God's hearing"

I can hear clearly now the rain has gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's going to be a bright, bright sunshiny day

I think I can make it now the pain has gone
And all of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is the rainbow I've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright, bright sunshiny day

Look all around there's nothing but blue skies
Look straight ahead nothing but blue skies


"I'm sorry most of you so-called humans expired."


Not me; Androids rule!



"it reminds me of the saying what goes around comes around,,, (and then some!)"




Like a circle in a spiral
Like a wheel within a wheel
Never ending or beginning,
On an ever spinning wheel
As the images unwind
Like the circles that you find
In the windmills of your mind


Carnivals and cotton candy
Carousels and calliopes
Fortune-tellers in glass cases
We will always remember these
Merry-go-rounds quickly turning
Quickly turning for you and me
And the whole world madly turning
Turning, turning 'till you can't see
We're on a carousel
A crazy carousel
And now we go around
Again we go around
And now we spin around
We're high above the ground
And down again around
And up again around
So high above the ground
We feel we've got to yell
We're on a carousel
A crazy carousel
We're on a ferris wheel
A crazy ferris wheel
A wheel within a wheel
And suddenly we feel
The stars begin to reel
And down again around
And up again around
And up again around
So high above the ground
We feel we've got to yell
We're on a carousel
A crazy carousel
It goes around and
comes around.



TTH wrote, "…I want the M & M's"


I want freedom and justice for all and an end to drought, starvation and pestilence. I want nothing for myself except to be a humble farmer and sow a few wild oats!




atdeiostn


Clue: It is one word.

Try,,, ever see that move doomed,,, i mean Dune,,, deadly snakes come out of the woodwork? Have you noticed people that have something to brag about don't and people who have nothingthing to brag about DO?!

STATIONED

Dear Sirs, i would like to publicly thank everyone who helped bring justice when i was wrongfully arrested BOTH TIMES!

I hope the snuff film executive that invited me into his home in Portsmouth, N.H. and then called the police enjoys hell along with all of his buddies.

p.s. Prince Charming (try),,, don't you hate having battery acid in your sinus',nose, throat and intestines?,,, and other places in and around your body.

or it could be DESTINATION
btw Hi etc

Mark:

BICYCLE
To arrive at the same time, they must share the bike equally. The first person rides for 10 miles, leaves the bike, and walks the rest of the way. The second person walks for 10 miles, rides for 10 miles, leaves the bike, and walks the rest of the way. The third person walks for 20 miles, and rides the rest of the way. Each person walks 20 miles (4 hours) and rides 10 miles (1 hour). Total time is 5 hours.

I can't do better than that.


C-J:

I've tried it in 5 mile increments and thought we'd arrive
closer in time, yet each of us would walk 5 hours, regardless.

5 hours it is.



Dutchy:

night night = night thing

elveroythsigng = ghostly veering


Ripper mate, you saw the hidden meaning.




Stormy:

night night= night after night

elveroythsigng= losing everything

( Gotta love Las Vegas ) Especially if one is free from its influences.


TTH:

Atdeiostn = DEST(IN)ATION

Congrats, I thought that really difficult.


Etc wrote, "don't you hate having battery acid in your sinus', nose, throat and intestines?,,, and other places in and around your body."

To be fair I find its cheaper than the other acid and I got charged with assault with a battery, but it has a positive side.



"Have you noticed people that have something to brag about don't and people who have nothing thing to brag about DO?"

Have I ever! Yack, yack trying to impress, no way… Say, have I ever shown you the world's largest collection of road kill exhibits?




In Clue (called Cluedo in some countries, including its origin, England), you attempt to solve a murder mystery. There are six possible suspects, six possible weapons that the murderer could have used, and nine possible locations for the murder to have occurred.

If you guess a random suspect, a random weapon, and a random room, what is the probability of getting at least one right




What number comes next in the sequence:
61, 691, 163, 487, 4201,




More movies:


Indemdemnniittyy


Brauglgl

Hi everyone,,, God will not give good people more than they can handle,,, unfortunatly,,, some people have given themselves more than they can handle,,, i PJGY am not one of them. God Bless.

[size=8]NUMBER SEQUENCE
0061

CLUE
1 - P(all wrong) = 1 - (5/6)*(5/6)*(8/9) = 0.3827

Double Indemnity
Raging Bull[/size]

9631

Prime numbers and when reversed give a perfect square

61 = 16 (4*4)
691 = 196 (14*14)
163 = 361 (19*19)
487 = 784 (28*28)
4201=1024 (32*32)
9631=1369 (37*37)

Its no good I just can't sleep; Etc wrote, "i'm experiencing a drag down from hell_,,, then it will be transferred from whenced it came after 24 hours, starting now. 9:33 pm eastern standard time"

If you're going through hell
Keep on going, don't slow down
If you're scared, don't show it
You might get out
Before the devil even knows you're there

Well I been deep down in that darkness
I been down to my last match
Felt a hundred different demons
Breathing fire down my back
And I knew that if I stumbled
I'd fall right into the trap that they were laying, yeah

But the good news
Is there's angels everywhere out on the street
Holding out a hand to pull you back up on your feet
The one's that you've been dragging for so long
You're on your knees
You might as well be praying
Guess what I'm saying

If you're going through hell
Keep on going, don't slow down
If you're scared don't show it
You might get out
Before the devil even knows you're there


Good luck PJ.

Ps if you make it, can you bring me back a bunch of firelighters for a w/e BBQ. Ta!


mpranatyigs

MANY GRASP IT

Try:
[size=8]praying mantis[/size]

Try,, i know you can heal people,,, if you wantt to,,, can't you.

Mark:

NUMBER SEQUENCE
0061

CLUE
1 - P(all wrong) = 1 - (5/6)*(5/6)*(8/9) = 0.3827


Your answer looks intriguing, can you extrapolate?


Indemdemnniittyy = Double Indemnity
Brauglgl = Raging Bull
Mpranatyigs = praying mantis



C-J:

9631

Prime numbers and when reversed give a perfect square

61 = 16 (4*4)
691 = 196 (14*14)
163 = 361 (19*19)
487 = 784 (28*28)
4201=1024 (32*32)
9631=1369 (37*37)


You are a girl in her prime!


TTH:

MANY GRASP IT


Well you don't say; please carry on and spare no sordid detail.



Etc charmingly wrote, "i know you can heal people … can't you?"

You had better believe it; I can also knee, kick and stomp real good, in fact my lower limbs are quite adroit (please excuse my phraseology but whilst consuming outstanding evidence I swallowed a page or two of a dictionary) burp!




If a chessboard is the size of 80cm, and you throw a coin onto it of diameter 2cm. The centre of the coin falls somewhere within the 64 squares.

What is the probability that it lands fully on a white square




Movies part III1/2


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