Thoh, I like your thinking. Take my answer of; 421 and change it round to read 241 and that looks good against your 240. (Which is what I meant to say all along)
Mark:
DRAGON
I get 9. Minimizing the total number of heads and tails during the battle
(Don't tell me, you wrote a programme, damn clever!)
One dragon was harmed (killed) formulating this solution.
(Normally I would be aghast at such careless documentation, however, at this time of year they can be pests going through garbage cans)
All of the tails must be converted to heads in such a way that the dragon is left with an even number of heads. The way to do this in the smallest number of strokes would be to first convert the 3 tails to 6 tails by using 3 1-tail strokes, then converting the 6 tails to 3 heads via 3 2-tail strokes. Finally, the now 6-headed dragon can be killed with 3 2-head strokes, for a total of 9 strokes.
Another solution is to let the number of 1-head strokes be a, 1-tail strokes be b, 2-head strokes be c, and 2-tail strokes be d. Then the number of heads h after these strokes is h = 3-2c+d; tails t is t = 3+b-2d. If both are 0 we have that 2c = d+3 and 2d = b+3. It's clear that d must be odd, so let d = 2m+1, then c = m+2 and b = 4m-1.
The least number of strokes occurs when a=0 and m is the smallest integer that makes b, c, d non-negative, and so m=1 implies b=3, c=3, d=3, giving us the same answer as before.
Mark:
CHEESE LABELS
I should probably not be allowed to answer this question since it is about me. However, I can't resist.
Someone who collects cheese labels is a fromologist. However, what you probably don't realize is that I collect only Camembert cheese labels. Therefore, I am a tyrosemiophilist.
You are right, I like the sound of ?'Fromologist', even if Laclabphilist, is given in the excellent Dickson's Word Treasury
"Try loves women. That makes him a philogynist. Turns out, he's particularly fond of wives (including those that aren't his own - possibly yours). What does that make him?"

Living dangerously?
"We've all heard of "leg men" and "boob men" (men who are attracted to the legs and boobs of women). Try is a butt man. Yep, he's attracted to women's cabooses. What does that make him?"

Very lucky butt doctor?
This puzzle was seen floating around the internet.
Spike has a large bag of candies, each of which is one of 5 possible different flavors: apple, banana, cherry, dutch chocolate, and elderberry. Assuming he can fit up to 10 candies in his mouth at once, how many different flavors can he make?
Note that 1 apple and 1 banana is the same flavor as 2 apples and 2 bananas (just a larger amount), but that 1 apple and 2 bananas is not the same as 2 apples and 1 banana. Also note that he has more than 10 candies of each flavor.
For a gold star, generalize the number of flavors and how many can be eaten at one time