a) "I can tune a piano, but I can't tuna fish!
Who am I"
b) "I can't tune a piano, but I can tuna fish.
Who am I?"
Ralph: REO Speedwagon
(Do enlighten us partner)
Mark: I can't tune a piano, but I can tuna fish.
Starkist - they can (put into a can) tuna fish.
(That has got to be a winner!)
Mark:
PIZZA CUTS
(n^2 + n) / 2 + 1
With every cut, you should cut through every previous cut. As long as you keep doing this, you will always be able to do so again your next cut. The number of additional pieces formed on cut x will always be x. We all know that sum of all integers from 1 to n is n*(n+1)/2. So the sum of additional pieces cut will be n*(n+1)/2. Finally add 1 because we start with 1 piece: n*(n+1)/2 + 1.
JGUAILITYL
guilty in jail
AJBOOKUET
joking about
After updating my advising records this week, I have found that 54 of my advisees each have accumulated from 54 credit-hours to 100 credit-hours.
Can you explain why at least two of these 54 advisees must have the same number of accumulated credit-hours
(Assume that credit-hours accumulate in whole number increments.)
I am a type of pipe. My last five letters, when made plural, have been used to punish.
I am a mythical character. Remove my first three letters, then read me backward, & you have something that was discussed by a man whose name denotes a type of leader for singers.
I am the immature form of certain creatures. Remove my middle letter & you have something very hot.