The worlds first riddle!

when Try falls in a big mud puddle what do we call him?

Wait up! How big is this puddle and exactly how deep? It could make a big difference to the answer, although I dread what it may be.

This is like playing Babington, it's making me giddy. So long, until the morrow.

[size=8]touchdown
tall tale[/size]

"BTW Did we crack your puzzle?"
I haven't seen a correct solution offered yet.

Imur well done.

(Seeing as these two cant keep there mouths of eagh other.)
and try who orig anally posted the Q. had forgotten the answer in his excitement.

I thought your Janob was a good get,

Shari:

My first half read backward means 'dull,' & I am a period of each day
Midday

GROUND
6'
six feet underground

RDIOAUMOGNDH
Diamond in the rough

FRONTIER
FRONTIER
>FRONTIER
The final frontier



six feet under ground
rap

Six Feet Under Ground
Rap

Please note this was not a double post, can you spot the subtle differences?




Mark:
I am a student of a certain scientific discipline. My last four letters are a cloud of water droplets

Chemist (there are other acceptable 'mist' answers).

T
O
U
C
H

Touchdown

T

A

L

E
tall tale




A true champion.


There was a big welcome for Imur who came up with;
JANOB = An inside job

This answer exposed the fact that while I can think them up, I have no idea what the answer is!



"BTW (Mark) Did we crack your puzzle?"
I haven't seen a correct solution offered yet.

Damn, damn……



Dadpad, remember him, tried to write, "cant keep there mouths of eagh other"

CANT = hypocrisy, humbug, jargon, lingo.
THERE = close by, convenient, around.
OF = off.
EAGH = ?

I am sorry I am not familiar with Dingo lingo, please be tiepin ingerlish. :wink:


Last, but not least; ?'bubbles' posted, "when Try falls in a big mud puddle what do we call him?"

?'A dirty joke'

Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles!!!



ENDSSDNE


GOOOOOOOOO…


OOWNTE


Consider an infinite number of parallel lines, spaced one inch apart from each other. If you dropped a one inch toothpick at random on this set of lines what is the probability the toothpick would cross a line

Any Buffo(o)n knows that a needle is preferred to a toothpick. :wink:

Ok, smarty pants, you win that round, but the shows not over until the fat lady sings.


This little gem will put the fox in the hen house.

Suppose you have two five-card poker hands dealt from separate decks. You are told hand A contains at least one ace. You are told hand B contains the ace of spades. Which hand is more likely to contain at least one more ace

Ok, smarty pants, you win that round , but the shows not over until the fat lady sings.


This little gem will put the fox in the hen house.

Suppose you have two five-card poker hands dealt from separate decks. You are told hand A contains at least one ace. You are told hand B contains the ace of spades. Which hand is more likely to contain at least one more ace

Either end?
go long
one in tow?

I just woke up so I am wagering a guess but they are no where near educated yet.


And I was thinking more along that lines of the words Dirty Boy for my dear Try.

Yo! Babe, goodtaseeya. One right, two close. I think it is a case of too much ?'sex on the beach'. Get yourself a coffee and cruise…

B

BA

BACK




later.

I have to go to school now (maybe that'll wake my brain up) Talk to you when I get back!!

"The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply that they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings" --Sir James Barrie


Tennis; second serve (The first being just wide of the Mark)

1. BM
2. DC
3. LJ
4. RAP
5. SHARI
6. TRY
7. DP
8. MARK


BM
MARK

SHARI
RAP

LJ
TRY

DP
DC


Q.

BM
SHARI

LJ
DC


S.

SHARI
LJ

I am highly disappointed in placing 5th in the TIT....I should have been in 1st place and if you saw me you'd realize why... :wink:

This is not a ?'wet T shirt' competition. However, I still have you way out in front.

How do you know its not a wet t shirt contest? Mark made up the story.

Oh! I thought he was writing his autobiography.

Remember, "We are all failures - at least, the best of us are."

Staying up late, eh Try?

[size=8]POKER HANDS
Hand A will have another ace approximately 12.21849% of the time.
Hand B will have another ace approximately 22.13685% of the time.[/size]

If Shari wants it to be a wet T-shirt contest, then it's a wet T-shirt contest, damnit. And if she wants to win, well, two things have to happen:
1) She needs to submit a suitable photographic entry.
2) I need to adjust the names in the clues to the puzzle.

Try's TIT solution:
You violated condition 2 in two ways:
1) Shari is supposed to beat a lower ranked player in first round.
2) There are only supposed to be two first round winners that are ranked higher than their opponents.