The worlds first riddle!

I make forests. For high value clearwood timber.
Plant them, prune them, thin them, fall them.

*sings*hes a lumberjack and hes ok

Gosh, are you having your monthly? Where are your pics try?


JCUASSET

Just a second??

Love your self portrait, fairy nuff. :wink:

I was tired of being you. I figured that was punishment enough. Where are you from, anyway? You are very sneaky when it comes to personal info, huh?

Spider to the fly

I think he means just in case, but case is in just.

Try got:
living on borrowed time

I was wondering what kind of wood also.

Whats the fascination with wood, guys?

You guys'll probably get these easily, but I think they are fun.

The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it


The paragraph below is most unusual. How quickly can you find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so ordinary you'd think nothing was wrong with it - and in fact, nothing is wrong with it. It is unusual though. Why?

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"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ... "
The above passage is taken from the book "Gatsby" written by Ernest Vincent Wright in the late 1930's

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What is unusual about the paragraph above


Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground!
What am I?


What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees.
Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.
What is it?


I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head, but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand, but I'm never thrown. What am I

Try, I've walked the decks of the Oldest Commissioned Warship Afloat. But, by temperament, I'm partial to four masted merchantmen.

When I was small, my father, a USN Captain, forced me to put down my favored science fiction to read Horatio Hornblower. Since then I've always wanted to see what the pigeons do daily to Nelson's column.

Rap

The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it

coff coff coff :wink:

I seem to be coffin a lot

Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Two legs I have, and this will confound: only at rest do they touch the ground!
What am I? ................... wheelbarrow

What has roots that nobody sees, and is taller than trees.
Up, up it goes, and yet it never grows.
What is it? ......................That would be me, Man mountain that I am.

Little known fact! In Oz slang, Root=sexual intercourse. Usually a casual encounter but not necessarily.

I have many feathers to help me fly.....

Arrow.

shari said: Whats the fascination with wood, guys? and they say men have one track minds. BTW does your mother know you're out. :wink:

TRY we dont do cabins but many in this area do

Rap these are all hardwoods. All our gums drop their bark on an annual basis.
pic 1 Eucalyptus nitens. (shining gum.)

pic 2 E.cladocalyx, (sugar gum)

Pic 3 E globulous,sub sp. globulose. (Tasmanian Bluegum)

Pic 4 E globulose sub sp. bicostata. (Victorian blue gum)




The more you take away, the larger it becomes? What is it?

Not you too dad!! Should I start calling you daddy? Since I seem to be such a little girl. I told you you would get those quick......Did you cheat?

You can call me whatever you like, as long as it aint late for dinner sweetums.

Happy Valentines Day people. Before I dash out, I thought I would share with you the fact that I received a sack of mail. Most were the usual death threats, but surprise, surprise, I received one from Shari. I am sure she won't mind me sharing it with you.



"Ugh!! My avatar was defaced by a big fat jerk face."


She is such a sweetybunnykins.


Later…

You think I dont know that you look at my posts? If you are angry with me that means you care what I think of you, and if you care what I think of you then that means you LOOOOOVEEEE me. Sorry, I was mad at you. And I dont want to get into it with you on V-day.......can you keep the peace for a day?

This is for all my funny valentines.......

green with envy
tuesday
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