The worlds first riddle!

[size=7]ergast.........Helium i believe is one inert gas

pas........short pass? (a kick in australian rules football)

storm
.. th .........thunder storm (courtesy of the bride. She is good folks, real good!)[/size]

.......b
....a . e
....dumr (hint: the shape is important)
IDK. too !@# hard for me.


egg&egg&egg

not nag shari sorry.

Biologically speaking you should have this one in the bag.
btw shari how do you like your eggs in the morning.

Unfertilized.......lol

Inert gas...gees I didnt see that coming.


ACT_O_

ALL= GIVEN GIVEN GIVEN GIVEN

NASMETOFOLOPVE

LATE EXTRA>>>
Deadline Shari - update…

Shari wrote elsewhere on this site:
"Yes I would love personal service...What did you have in mind?"


Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
said I, Shari, truly your actions I deplore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; - Darkness there, and nothing more...

OMG!!! I am just going outside now, I may be some time…>sniff<

EASY ON THE EYES
GO FOR IT


Try, you know as sarcastic as you are about the whole "soap opera". I know you secretly love it.

colcoimnuet
tuwiomtienons

Whos that knocking at my wee small door,
theres someone knocking i'm sure sure sure.
I listen I open I look from left to right,
but nothing is stirring in the cold dark night.



CT_O_cot (caught) out

ALL= GIVEN GIVEN GIVEN GIVEN...all is forgiven

NASMETOFOLOPVE
envelope short of a stamp (is this a description of TRYs mental condition)
================================
WAY WEIGH way to easy

EASY
Iiiiiiii ........easy on the eyes

SEARCH
AND
???????????destroy?


GO IT IT IT IT go for it


egg&egg&egg= ova & ova & ova= over and over and over again

HA!!! What time is it there,dad?

two fifteen................... am sunday

I'm watching OZ flog Switzerland in the tennis in Geneva

Night owl huh? 745am saturday here! And working as usual.

dadpad got:
inert gas

ova&ova... (clever)

dadpad's wife got:
thunderstorm

Now that Try knows she's "good", you're going to need an army inside the fortress!

[size=8]stop in the name of love (hint to Try?)
missing in action
search high and low[/size]

Oops forgot:
dadpad got short pass although I was looking for incomplete pass.

That just leaves

......... b
....a . e
dumr

Hey1 Dont forget mine!

colcoimnuet
tuwiomtienons

Hey! Dont forget mine!

colcoimnuet
tuwiomtienons

[size=8]weigh options

before:
300 men, 276 women
after:
351 men, 325 women[/size]

I just summarized the ones I submitted. But now that you mention it:

[size=8]women's intuition
put the lime in the coconut[/size]

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `more!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `sure!'
Merely this and nothing more...


Ms heart breaker wrote, "Try, you know as sarcastic as you are…"

Hey! I resemble that remark. It's like you know me better than I know myself. Furthermore, for your information, when I fell outta the ugly tree, I did not hit every branch on the way down as you seem to think, I dodged the last one, but hit the rail and ended up in the train wreck. But enough about me already.

Are you safely moved? I heard it is a forth floor walkup off highway 60, tell me it's got a lift.



DP you sure do have a way with words.
"I'm watching OZ flog Switzerland in the tennis in Geneva"

After losing to the poms at cricket and rugby, how the mighty have fallen. What next the Kiwis at konkers!



HIGH WAY
PASS


LANG4UAGE


KNEE


NEON NEON

Mr. Lady Killer wrote "Furthermore, for your information, when I fell outta the ugly tree, I did not hit every branch on the way down as you seem to think, I dodged the last one, but hit the rail and ended up in the train wreck."

What would make you think that I think that. Oddly enough your avatar kinda does 'it' for me.

Highway overpass
foriegn language

Sorry guy's all this talk from Shari, "Hey Dont forget mine!"
Kinda made me lose track.


Three playing cards are removed from an ordinary deck, lie face down in a horizontal row. Immediately to the right of the King there's a Queen or a two. Immediately to the left of a Queen there's a Queen or a two. Immediately to the left of a Heart there's a Spade or a two. Immediately to the right of a Spade there's a Spade or a two.

If you think Shari is one hot chick, name the three cards in order,



YOU I'm

Hey, What are these things called that we do? I want to find a book of them so I can play by myself. You know when you guys decide to sleep all day.......

Shari: They're called wordles.

Message from stalker Try to Shari: I'm after you.