The worlds first riddle!

Gun, jr.

VIOLE[size=8]T[/size]

......... b
....a . e
dumr

pas

nafish nafish

vad ers

busines

+deef

wowolfol

hijklmno

I have to admit that I didn't create any of these.

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak February,
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow - sorrow for the lost Shari -
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels named Shari -
Nameless here for evermore...





Ppopd = Two peas in a pod

way yield = GIVE WAY


.er = SPOTTER

AordTE (ordinate was very close) How about =SUB ORDINATE


#1 look = Look one just got laid! (#: Directory of abbreviations)


DICE DICE = Too dicey?


vad ers = Space invaders

busines = Missing businesses?


wowolfol = Wolf in sheep's clothing

hijklmno = Water

VIOLET = Shrinking violet



Mark wrote, "It's the name of one of my two favorite westerns: Once Upon a Time in the West (the other is The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly)."

Well, I know which part was made for me, but, I don't like your choices.





ISSUE ISSUE ISSUE ISSUE ISSUE ISSUE ISSUE ISSUE ISSUE ISSUE = [size=7]10 issue (Tennis shoe) [/size]



1NOSE


OOOOOOIT


$0 ALL ALL ALL ALL




A drag racer (we are not talking about a cross dresser) accelerates at a uniform rate from its starting point. It travels the last one fourth of the distance from the starting point to the finish line in 3 seconds. How long did it take to travel the entire distance from starting point to finish line

I tried to post this about 3 hour ago but the friggin servr wouldnt answer
Yes i have a daughter. She is a shining becon in my life.

TRY you are silver tounged devil. Lock up your daughters folks.


[size=7]Ppopd…………2 peas in a pod

way yield……..give way/ right of way

ergast……………

.er ……………daughter (ta for the clue)

AordTE (ordinate was very close, different font sizes)
………………….Inordinate bigot?

#1 look…………….look after number #

DICE DICE ………………. diced iced


RIPOORCH…………………..


RIGHT = RIGHT……………. equal rights

ISSUE ISSUE ISSUE ISSUE ISSUE ISSUE ISSUE ISSUE ISSUE ISSUE
Tennis shoe


BANA NA banana split


IDAYN OUT DAY ………..day in day out


ABCDEFGHJMO
PQRSTUVWXYZ…………..missing link (courtesy the bride)


CHMADENA…………made in china (protest, no i)


CAN CAN ……………tucan
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Gun, jr. ……….. young gun

VIOLET …………..shrinking violet


......... b
....a . e
dumr ……..off beat drum

pas…….rising sap? or Short history (past)

nafish nafish……… out of fashion?

vad ers… space invaders

busines... small business

+deef …………..additional feed back

wowolfol wolf in sheeps clothing

hijklmno[/size]

did any one have a look at this one

egg&egg&egg............. clue shari may know more than you chaps

"CHMADENA…………made in china (protest, no i)"

Scheech! Don't you guys know nuffin...



Central Houghton Neighborhood Association (CHNA)


A Little Houghton History
Founded in the early 1870's, Houghton (originally called Pleasant Bay) was one of the earliest communities settled on the eastern shores of Lake Washington. At that time, Lake Washington had no bridges, and Houghton developed a thriving shipbuilding industry. After Peter Kirk established Kirkland in the 1880's, the two communities grew up side by side.


So calm down, you are beginning to sound like a whinging pom. :wink:
(Can one say; pom?)


ABCDEFGHJMO
PQRSTUVWXYZ…………..missing link (courtesy the bride)

Beauty and brains, such a rare combination for a Sheila.


"egg&egg&egg............. clue shari may know more than you chaps."


Well, I knew she kept chickens and had a pet bear. I have seen the feathers fly, but I have not seen her bare.

I think if you eat too many eggs they will repeat on you.



J<>O<>H<>N<>S


MEREPEAT


VA DER


E
T
A
D
P
U

[size=8]repeat after me
space invader
upupdate (redundant?)
long johns[/size]

Try got:

two peas in a pod (ppopd)
subordinate
space invaders
wolf in sheep's clothing (wowolfol)
water (hijklmno)
shrinking violet


dadpad got:

two peas in a pod
yield right of way (you were close enough)
daughter (finally!) (.er)
look after #1
young gun (close: son of a gun)
shrinking violet
space invaders
additional feedback (close: positive feedback)
wolf in sheep's clothing

That leaves:


storm
....... th

ergast

DICE DICE

......... b
....a . e
dumr

pas

nafish nafish

busines

[size=7]storm
....... th = end of the storm?

ergast (This has been bugging me from the start)

DICE DICE = Pair of dice (Paradise)?

......... b
....a . e
dumr (Is it me, or theyz iz gittin dumr an dumr as tym gos bi. Yuh gots tuh make playn for dem.)

pas = Faux pas (A mistake)?

nafish nafish = (TWO) TU

business = Bus sign/ business before pleasure?[/size]

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and one Sherry more,'



R
Y
S



MAKE - MAKE = ZERO

[size=8]syrup[/size]

Egg&Egg&Egg

If you say it real slurred together it sounds like

NAG and NAG and NAG......I do not!!

Sorry, I cant stay. I am having a busy week. I am moving. I will talk to you all tomorrow for sure.

Try, did you go look at your song?

A song for a sweetie…back off DP, you can sit this one out.


I've never seen you looking so lovely
As you did tonight
I've never seen you shine so bright
I have never seen that dress you're wearing
Or those highlights in your hair
That catch your eyes
I have been blind

THE LADY IN RED
Is dancing with me
cheek to cheek
There's nobody here
It's just you and me
It's where I wanna be
I hardly know
This beauty by my side
I'll never forget
The way you look tonight

I've never seen you looking so gorgeous as you did tonight
I ve never seen you shine so bright
You were amazing
And when you turned to me and smiled
It took my breathe away
I have never had such a feeling
Such a feeling
As I do tonight

THE LADY IN RED
Is dancing with me
This beauty by my side
I'll never forget
The way you look tonight

Good luck with the move.




CL UD


THOUGHT AN


TO/RN


XQQQME

[size=8]an afterthought
Rip Torn
excuse me
partly cloudy?[/size]

I hope she's moving to Try's town, so we can get past the serenading phase of the relationship.

I wonder if Paula knows about this...

[size=8]DRAG RACE
12+6*sqrt(3) = 22.392 seconds[/size]

Oops...sorry Markr. I didnt realize that a little harmless flirting would get your manties in a twist. And Paula is welcome to join if she would like to.

Excuse me
an afterthought
torn apart.


E
NOT


DimentionalDimentionalDimentional

Twriinmklee

I'm just joinin' in on the fun. Paula was the last gal that Try toyed with. He's quite the ladies man. I think he drove her to drink. Now that you mention it, Paula might like a threesome. She struck me as kinky. Unprovoked, she started poking fun at my privates. I'm not even in the military. What are manties - panties for men?

[size=8]three dimensional
a wrinkle in time[/size]

Ah, that (red) makes a huge difference.

[size=8]ready or not[/size]

You are a riddle master....YES panties for men. I wasnt being mean I was being funny. I know you know that.....and trust me Try isnt toying with anyone. Where is he from anyway? Down Under?

Flirt away shari, its just painfull for us to watch a desperate man grovel so abjectly at the first sign of a pretty girl.

[size=7]J<>O<>H<>N<>S long johns

MEREPEAT repeat after me


VA DER space invader (asked and answered already)


E
T
A
D
P
Update
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storm
....... th

ergast

DICE DICE capitalised?

......... b
....a . e
dumr ….

pas

nafish nafish ………….tuna fish

busines unfinished business

R
Y
S syrup

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MAKE - MAKE = ZERO

CL UD break in the cloud


THOUGHT AN an after thought


TO/RN………… torn in half

XQQQME excuse me
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E
NOT …… ready or not


DimentionalDimentionalDimentional …………. 3 dimensional

Twriinmklee….. wrinle in time
[/size]

ohhhhhhh is he gonna loooooove that!


I believe he is very big down under

Try got:
paradise
tuna fish (I think - he didn't actually put the whole answer)
He's gonna use his winnings to relocate down under.

dadpad got:
tuna fish
unfinished business
He's gonna use his winnings to build a fortress around the wife and .er.

That leaves:

storm
....... th

ergast (hint: this is one of those "in" ones)

......... b
....a . e
dumr (hint: the shape is important)

pas (hint: similar to busines)