Seasons Greetings and merry berry to you and yours DP:
widower- 25 years.

Am i missing something here? (NO..!)
(It's here it goes to rats

) chess board- 2
Mark, it's good to see you back. I hope you and your family had a most enjoyable time.
Have mercy on me, I've been beaten up real good by criticism going on about how easy it is becoming. So I say
consider this!
Rap and Mark have a dilemma. They need to get back to town as quickly as possible, but they only have one bicycle between them. And, of course, you can travel faster on the bike than you can by walking.
Rap says, "We'll leave at the same time. You start walking, and I'll ride the bike for a mile. Then I'll leave it by the side of the road, while you keep walking. When you get to the bike, you get on it, and you ride for a mile, and then you leave it by the side of the road. When I get to it, I'll ride another mile. We'll keep leapfrogging like this until we get to town.
"Since we'll be riding part of the way and walking part of the way, each of us will have a higher average speed than if we walked, so we'll get there faster," Rap explains.
Mark says, "That isn't going to do any good, you dope! Think about it. Between the two of us, one or the other is going to walk every inch of the way from here to town. So, we can't possibly get there any faster than if we just walked all the way and didn't use the bike at all."
Who is right
Rap, who thinks they will get there faster or Mark, who thinks it does not make a difference.
Alternatively, are they both wrong
Am I wrong
Do two wrongs make a right