Mark:
AVERAGES
66
MEAN
79
JANE
42
shake hands (paw)
Yeah, but (the dog) would shake your hand.
"I should go to church."
An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that the "accident of evolution" had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself. As he walked alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
As he turned to look, he saw a seven-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him. He tried to run even faster, so scared that tears were coming to his eyes.
He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pumping frantically as he tried to run even faster, but he tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up and saw the bear right on top of him raising his paw to kill him. At that instant, he cried out "Oh my God!"
Just then, time stopped. The bear froze; the forest was silent; the river even stopped moving. A bright light shone upon the man, and a voice came out of the sky saying, "You deny my existence all of these years; teach others I don't exist; even credit my creation to a cosmic accident, and now do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?
Am I to count you as a believer?"
The atheist, ever so proud, looked into the light and said, "It would be rather hypocritical to ask to be a Christian after all these years, but could you make the bear a Christian?"
"Very well," said the voice.
As the light went out, the river ran, and the sounds of the forest continued, the bear put his paw down. The bear then brought both paws together, bowed his head and said, "Lord, I thank you for this food, which I am about to receive."
Amen.
There is a row a soldiers that is 1km in length. They walk with a constant speed in a straight line, in one direction.
At the end walks a messenger, he has to bring a message to the captain walking all the way back at the beginning of the row.
The messenger starts walking past the soldiers and immediately turns around when arriving at the captain and walks back to the end of the row. When the messenger is back at end, the group of soldiers traveled a distance of 1000 meters.
The soldiers and captain are walking at the same constant speed. The messenger (walking faster then the soldiers) is also walking a constant speed.
You don't know anything about time or speed.
How many meters did the messenger travel from the end of the row to the beginning and back
There is a tree standing among others, it has four branches and on every branch there are three bird nests and in every nest there are four eggs and on every egg there are seven spots.
What is the name of the tree
A Medieval riddle:
What is it that never was and never will be
Curves A, B, C, and D, are defined in the plane as follows:
A = { (x,y) : x^2 - y^2 = x/(x^2 + y^2) },
B = { (x,y) : 2xy + y/(x^2 + y^2) = 3 },
C = { (x,y) : x^3 - 3xy^2 + 3y = 1 },
D = { (x,y) : 3yx^2 - 3x - y^3 = 0 }.
Is it possible to prove that the intersection of A and B is equal to the intersection of C and D
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