Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2011 06:11 am
Everybody's gree-ee-een
'Cause I'm the one who's won your love
But if they see-ee you
You talkin' that way
They'll laugh in my face!

Oh, please listen to me if you wanna stay mine
I cannot help my feelings, I go out of my mind
I'm gonna let you down
And leave you flat
Because i told you before, Oh, you can't do that.


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djjd62
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2011 06:17 am
the only jesus i ever met was from mexico

very brown fellow
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aidan
 
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Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2011 06:28 am
like Miguel:

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djjd62
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2011 06:33 am
@peter jeffrey cobb,
peter jeffrey cobb wrote:
hey if he was an alien then he must be green Smile

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Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2011 06:40 am
Levon wears his war wound like a crown
He calls his child Jesus
'Cause he likes the name
And he sends him to the finest school in town


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Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2011 06:41 am
This thread is turnin' out to be kinda fun . . .
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djjd62
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2011 06:48 am
from part two

I love you Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ I love you
Yes I do

I love you Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ I love you
Yes I do


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JPB
 
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Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2011 09:45 am
@failures art,
For comparison, this is one of the earliest known images of Jesus from the 4th century.

http://www.bringyou.to/apologetics/EarlyCrucifixionRome.jpg

And another - not sure of the dating of this one

http://cleansingfiredor.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/healing-the-blind-1.jpg
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JPB
 
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Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2011 09:55 am
And a recreation using the skull of an Israeli peasant from the first century.


http://www.religioustolerance.org/jesusface.jpg
Quote:
Starting with the assumption that Jesus resembled a typical peasant from 1st century CE Galilee, Richard Neave, a medical artist retired from the University of Manchester in England, and a team of researchers:

"... started with an Israeli skull dating back to the 1st century. They then used computer programs, clay, simulated skin and their knowledge about the Jewish people of the time to determine the shape of the face, and color of eyes and skin." 2


Mike Fillon followed the research and wrote an article about the portrait in "Popular Mechanics" magazine. 3 He said during a CNN interview that:

"There are very strong rabbinical laws in Israel that you cannot tamper with a skull or any bones, so they needed to reconstruct the skull. Using a cat scan, which is very common in hospitals, they were able to recreate the skull precisely and make a cast of it. Then they put small wooden pegs, based on anthropological data, to figure out what the muscle structure and the skin would look like, and so they layered that on using clay-like substances." 4

The result is shown in the left portrait above: a person with abroad peasant's face, dark olive skin, short curly hair and a prominent nose. His height would have been on the order of 5' 1"; he would have weighed about 110 pounds. Alison Galloway, professor of anthropology at the University of California in Santa Cruz , said that: "This [portrait] is probably a lot closer to the truth than the work of many great masters." Source
Krumple
 
  2  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2011 10:27 am
@JPB,
Isn't it kind of strange to use "peasant face" to describe someone? As if your look would determine what you are.

"Oh you could never be a noble with a peasant face like yours!"

Or as if your stature were to change in life that your face would shift from a "peasant face" to something else, perhaps "commoner" or maybe "serf" or "citizen".
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George
 
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Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2011 11:05 am
I see pictures that portray St. George as a white, armored, mounted knight
driving a lance into a dragon. It makes me feel very very bad.
Setanta
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2011 12:03 pm
@George,
I don't know why it should make you feel bad. However, leaving aside ridiculous claims about dragons, there's no reason to doubt that he actually existed. He was born to a Roman provincial family in the senatorial province of Syria Palaestina--in what is now Israel, although he was not born in the prefecture of Iudaea. His father was a Roman official, and his mother was a Palestinian, as the term was understood in the third century. We know almost nothing else about him, other than that he was a soldier in the Imperial Guard. That has never stopped people, of course, from pretending they know a lot about him.
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wayne
 
  2  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2011 12:25 pm
I've looked and looked, but it's obvious, I won't find Waldo here.
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Ceili
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2011 12:27 pm
Chocolate Jesus by Mr. Tom Waits
Don't go to church on Sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the Bible
I got my own special way
I know Jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
I fall down on my knees every Sunday
At Zerelda Lee's candy store
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied
Well I don't want no Abba Zabba
Don't want no Almond Joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it's the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate Jesus
Can satisfy my soul
(Solo)
When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Good enough for me
Well it's got to be a chocolate Jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied
thack45
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2011 12:51 pm
I like to picture Jesus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt 'cause it says 'I want to be formal, but I'm here to party'.

Actually, I assumed he was middle eastern.
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djjd62
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2011 12:52 pm
@Ceili,
damn, how did i miss that one
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maxdancona
 
  3  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2011 12:55 pm
Quote:
Jesus was a Jew, yes,

but only on his mother's side


- Archie Bunker
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HeroicOvenmitt
 
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Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2011 10:45 pm
@failures art,
White people portray Jesus as white cuz white ppl be all crazy.
jk. But really. Jesus was a Hebrew. In fact he was 14 generations down from King David. He was Semitic and was born in Judea. He would therefore likely resemble a modern day 'middle-easterner.'
I would guess that the reason there's a lot of white-Jesus paintings is that the white Christians during the Crusade didn't particularly want to have paintings of someone from the same place as the people they were waging war against. But that's just a guess.
HeroicOvenmitt
 
  2  
Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2011 10:48 pm
@aidan,
I agree with pretty much everything you said.

And it would be AWESOME if it turns out Jesus had dreads.
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ossobuco
 
  1  
Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2011 10:57 pm
I've seen a lot of madonna and child paintings in my day, and there is much variation, at least with what countries the painters were from and who was around sat the time to pose as madonna and baby - or the older christ - though I'm not sure the earliest paintings had models (they seem to have had). Then there's the aging of varnishes and smokey veneer from incense. What is going on now with, say holy card depictions, I've no idea, but in my memory from my earlier church days, they were copies of relatively recent paintings by europeans.
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