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Do you remember English 101?

 
 
JTT
 
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Reply Sat 2 Apr, 2011 10:59 pm
@plainoldme,
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English uses the same words in the same form both as nouns and verbs. Unless one understands grammar/syntax, it is difficult to differentiate between them. For example, post could mean a wooden stick set into the ground as a support or a response contributed to this forum as well as the act of responding.


English uses some of the same words in the same form as both nouns and verbs, not all.

This idea is such nonsense, Pom. Where do you come up with these? If these kids can't differentiate between post as a noun and post as a verb, why do they inflect for third person simple present or inflect for past tense. Do they inflect post when it's used as a noun? Of course they don't.

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A person who reads on the third grade level generally writes on the third grade level. For most, it is possible to improve their ability to both read and write. Those who continue on the third grade level, however, can not comprehend a daily newspaper which, traditionally, is written at the eighth grade level.


What does this have to do with anything? There have always been people who have not reached full literacy in reading and writing.

How do you get off getting on Okie and Ican's case for avoiding the facts when you are doing precisely the same thing?

You haven't addressed any of the points that I raised which illustrated how bogus your arguments are. You have pointedly avoided doing so because, again, it scares the hell out of you that you and your colleagues whole approach is backwards.

The irony, the great irony is, that the very thing you deprecate, these kids immense intuitive knowledge of English grammar is the thing that is saving you and your colleagues' bacon.

plainoldme
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2011 09:54 am
@JTT,
No, the kids can not find a subject when they read a sentence. They will often point to the object of a preposition. What you claim to have been telling me is something different. I feel talking to you is like talking to okie, particularly when he was in his prurient interest in my divorce phase.

Sure, think what you want. If you want to think I don't understand grammar, it is fine with me.

Scared? Of you? Of this forum? Bored is more like it.

BTW, life is not a busman's holiday. I read enough bad writing during the week. I do not need to read it on a Sunday morning.
plainoldme
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2011 10:00 am
@JTT,
They don't change form. That is a problem. Their subjects and predicates often disagree.

This entire discussion is about people who do not reach full literacy. I am glad that you finally caught on.

Part of my job should not have to exist. We all know that. That is why we want a return to sentence diagramming.

At this point, I will no longer respond to any of your posts. I have had you on ignore for months. I have said that I do read those I have on ignore. I simply do not like to open a thread and face one of their posts without a bit of preparation. I am not going to answer you because you are doing the Captain Huff-n-Stuff thing. You are typing to hear the sound of your own keyboard.
JTT
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2011 12:25 pm
@plainoldme,
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No, the kids can not find a subject when they read a sentence. They will often point to the object of a preposition.


You are terribly inexact for a teacher.

Then take the time to teach them what this particular meaning of 'subject' is. If they do what say they do after you having taught them then you have failed to teach them what they needed.

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What you claim to have been telling me is something different.


"claim to have been telling you". I haven't claimed to have been telling you anything. I TOLD you, more than once and here is where you are so inexact. You haven't told me when they do this misidentification.

You are so guarded with what you offer because you are so petrified of making an error. So you pay out the information like one puts toothpaste on a toothbrush, in little blobs.

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Sure, think what you want. If you want to think I don't understand grammar, it is fine with me.


I know that you don't understand grammar because as I've said you are scared silly of engaging in any discussions of same. You were in the Peeves thread but you never took part in any active fashion.

Strange behavior for an English teacher who professes to understand English grammar.

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I read enough bad writing during the week. I do not need to read it on a Sunday morning.


A cheap shot because you have nothing else. You've tried this on a number of A2Kers and when I told you that you were mistaken, in error, had simply repeated someone else's faulty analysis of English, you disappeared, every time.

That's an English teacher who understands the grammar of English!
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JTT
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2011 12:42 pm
@plainoldme,
So after you said you aren't going to read, you read.

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They don't change form.


No pronoun referent. Unclear writing. Redo it.

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That is a problem. Their subjects and predicates often disagree.


I do that myself on occasion. I see that all the time here at A2K. I see numerous typos and mistakes in your posts.

That doesn't mean that they don't know subject-verb agreement. They knew that by the time they were four or five years old.

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This entire discussion is about people who do not reach full literacy. I am glad that you finally caught on.


No, it most certainly was not. I was the one who brought that up. If that had actually been the case, you would have mentioned it before. You're just grasping at straws, trying to formulate any tangent that can give you an out.


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Part of my job should not have to exist. We all know that. That is why we want a return to sentence diagramming.


There are excellent writers all over the world who have never diagrammed a sentence in their lives. There are even excellent writers who have been subjected to the nonsense of Strunk & White. There are even excellent writers who have been subjected to the nonsense of prescriptive grammar.

None of these things make much difference because artificial rules don't affect native speakers acting in natural language situations.

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At this point, I will no longer respond to any of your posts. I have had you on ignore for months. I have said that I do read those I have on ignore.


The flight to 'ignore' from yet another person from that nation that loves to debate, from that great debating nation, the USA. Rolling Eyes

You say a lot of things and the evidence is starting to point to you being a fabricator, someone who plays fast and loose with the truth.

You "have had me on ignore for months" yet you have been replying to my posts for months?!!?

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I simply do not like to open a thread and face one of their posts without a bit of preparation.


So you take them off 'ignore' for a peek, after having stamped your feet and screamed about how they were being put on 'ignore'.

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I am not going to answer you because ...


Of course you aren't. You haven't answered to date so why would you consider starting now, especially on topic that you teach, that you are so well versed in?
Gargamel
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2011 09:47 am
@JTT,
Jesus Christ. As great a grammarian as you think you are, surely you acknowledge your inability to group ideas under a single argument. You simply parse every item you disagree with in a post, in your apparent obsession with "being right," or at least with convincing yourself you're right.

As a result, 1) my opinion on Strunk and White has been reinforced and 2) this thread's original, rather interesting main subject has been replaced with a fairly dull one--you.

Now go ahead. Nitpick until no one has any idea what the hell you're talking about.
JTT
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2011 11:36 am
@Gargamel,
Surely you acknowledge your inability to provide any arguments.

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As a result, 1) my opinion on Strunk and White has been reinforced


Good "argument", Gargamel.

Strunk & White is good, neener, neener, neener.

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JTT
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2011 09:19 am
@plainoldme,
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No, the kids can not find a subject when they read a sentence. They will often point to the object of a preposition.


What about this young fella?

[From: http://able2know.org/topic/170494-1#post-4570531]

The study was conducted using salamanders which unlike mammals recover fully from a Parkinson's-like condition within a four-week period.

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Setanta wrote: "Which" is only referentially the subject, and it refers to salamanders, which are the subjects of the sentence.


Now that doesn't say much for your theory; that it's important for people to learn ABOUT English grammar in order to learn how to write. I think you'd agree that Setanta can, at the least, function as a writer.

He's on the downslope side of life and if he hasn't learned how to identify the subject of a sentence by now, five years of Pom's remedial English lessons just ain't gonna help the lad.

Both you Pom, and Gargamel obviously know so little about English grammar that you aren't even able to enter into any discussion on such topics. And you two teach students writing!

Now as I've mentioned, just as it isn't necessary for students to know about English grammar in order to become proficient writers, neither is it necessary for their teachers to know about English grammar in order to teach writing.

Numerous examples abound; David Foster Wallace, a really bright guy and a great writer himself, taught college level writing - grammatical incompetent; Shakespeare didn't know about English grammar; Bryan Garner, author of books on gramar - grammatical incompetent; William Safire and numerous editors and journalists - mostly grammatically incompetent; the vast majority of people here at A2K are decent writers - pretty much grammatical incompetents all, me included.

Grammar is the most complex thing most humans ever do and they all do it well. But, again, to hammer the point home; people all know their grammar, they simply don't know ABOUT their grammar.

You know how to walk and operate your appendages and you know how to breathe. I think that you can see how fatuous the suggestion would be that we all have to understand and be able to explain the mechanisms for walking and breathing and operating our appendages in order to do these things properly.

Until you fully grasp this fundamental difference, you and your fellow teachers are wasting enormous sums of time trying to teach young people about something that you have little grasp of yourselves.

And again, you are wasting enormous sums of time spent on things that don't improve your avowed bottom line, helping them become good readers and writers.

Do you have room in the Fall term for Setanta?
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2011 09:32 am
JTT wrote:
Both you Pom, and Gargamel obviously know so little about English grammar that you aren't even able to enter into any discussion on such topics. And you two teach students writing!


Allow me to teach you one of the most important lessons about language: saying something doesn't make it so.

I'll again contribute substantively to our discussion as soon as you're willing/able to respond honestly to my defense of Strunk and White, as opposed to ducking key points with hilarious one-liners like, "Your writing isn't the measure of how well you know about English grammar," and shifting the emphasis away from Pullum's lame article, the vehicle by which you introduced yourself into this thread and then made comments about my comprehension of the article.

Until then I'll just look back at this thread now and then to revisit the warm feeling I get when I school some pretentious jackass who didn't quite realize who he was ******* with.
JTT
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2011 09:37 am
@Gargamel,
You've proved it so again, Gargamel, by failing to address the issues that I have raised.

I'm sure that you did a much better job of schooling the kids you taught.

Setanta provided an object lesson that I hope will go some distance towards straightening out Pom's [and colleagues] weird ideas about what's important in teaching writing. You've got to strike while the iron is hot.

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saying something doesn't make it so.


I see what you mean. You and I are here; obviously the thread hasn't died.
Gargamel
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2011 09:49 am
@JTT,
See the revisions to my previous post.
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plainoldme
 
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Reply Tue 12 Apr, 2011 09:10 pm
@Gargamel,
I returned to this thread only because I saw that you had posted. Did JTT actually write: "Your writing isn't the measure of how well you know about English grammar"

That's hysterical.


Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2011 08:47 am
@plainoldme,
Right? I understand what he's saying, but in the context of teaching college Freshman to write--i.e., the subject of this thread--his statement is quite comical.
plainoldme
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2011 09:15 am
@Gargamel,
I wonder why some people take some threads and statements within threads so personally. I know I have taken some of the things said here too much to heart, but, how does the judgment of a group of people who teach writing interfere with the life of JTT? He's gone at the general issue of teaching grammar and the particular issue of using some from of diagramming as a tool as if we came into his home with intent of regulating his diet and his sex life!
JTT
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2011 09:25 am
@plainoldme,
Evidently, Pom, Setanta doesn't know the very things that you tell us are important for kids to know in order to write well. I haven't seen you making complaints about Setanta's writing ability.

And if you think knowing ABOUT English grammar is important to being a successful writer, you're badly mistaken. And we're talking real English grammar, which, by and large, isn't taught.

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The rules people learn (or more likely, fail to learn) in school are called [prescriptive] rules, prescribing how one "ought" to talk.


These are the silly rules that teachers also waste an enormous amount of time trying to teach. They don't stick because they are "alien to the natural workings of the language system".

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Obviously, you need to build in some kind of rules, but what kind? Prescriptive rules? Imagine trying to build a talking machine by designing it to obey rules like "Don't split infinitives" or "Never begin a sentence with [because]." It would just sit there. In fact, we already have machines that don't split infinitives; they're called screwdrivers, bathtubs, cappuccino- makers, and so on.

Prescriptive rules are useless without the much more fundamental rules that create the sentences to begin with. These rules are never mentioned in style manuals or school grammars because the authors correctly assume that anyone capable of reading the manuals must already have the rules.

...

So when a scientist considers all the high-tech mental machinery needed to arrange words into ordinary sentences, prescriptive rules are, at best, inconsequential little decorations.

The very fact that they have to be drilled shows that they are alien to the natural workings of the language system. One can choose to obsess over prescriptive rules, but they have no more to do with human language than the criteria for judging cats at a cat show have to do with mammalian biology.

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Someone, somewhere, must be making decisions about "correct English" for the rest of us. Who? There is no English Language Academy, and this is just as well; the purpose of the Acade'mie Francaise is to amuse journalists from other countries with bitterly-argued decisions that the French gaily ignore. Nor was there any English Language Constitutional Conference at the beginning of time. The legislators of "correct English," in fact, are an informal network of copy-editors, dictionary usage panelists, style manual writers, English teachers, essayists, and pundits.

Their authority, they claim, comes from their dedication to implementing standards that have served the language well in the past, especially in the prose of its finest writers, and that maximize its clarity, logic, consistency, elegance, precision, stability, and expressive range. William Safire, who writes the weekly column "On Language" for the [New York Times Magazine], calls himself a "language maven," from the Yiddish word meaning expert, and this gives us a convenient label for the entire group.

To whom I say: Maven, shmaven! [Kibbitzers] and [nudniks] is more like it. For here are the remarkable facts. Most of the prescriptive rules of the language mavens make no sense on any level. They are bits of folklore that originated for screwball reasons several hundred years ago and have perpetuated themselves ever since. For as long as they have existed, speakers have flouted them, spawning identical plaints about the imminent decline of the language century after century.

All the best writers in English have been among the flagrant flouters. The rules conform neither to logic nor tradition, and if they were ever followed they would force writers into fuzzy, clumsy, wordy, ambiguous, incomprehensible prose, in which certain thoughts are not expressible at all. Indeed, most of the "ignorant errors" these rules are supposed to correct display an elegant logic and an acute sensitivity to the grammatical texture of the language, to which the mavens are oblivious.

http://pinker.wjh.harvard.edu/articles/media/1994_01_24_thenewrepublic.html


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plainoldme
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2011 09:37 am
@firefly,
I think firefly's statement captures my frustration perfectly, so I will repeat it:

I have read essay exam answers, by college students, that were so poorly written and conceptualized that it was almost impossible to tell whether the student even understood the material that was the basis of the essay. These students could manage multiple choice exams, but they could not discuss the material in essay form. They not only lacked linguistic skills, they lacked the ability to organize their thinking so it was coherent for a reader.
JTT
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2011 09:37 am
@plainoldme,
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I wonder why some people take some threads and statements within threads so personally. I know I have taken some of the things said here too much to heart, but, how does the judgment of a group of people who teach writing interfere with the life of JTT? He's gone at the general issue of teaching grammar and the particular issue of using some from of diagramming as a tool as if we came into his home with intent of regulating his diet and his sex life!



It doesn't interfere with my life. It interferes with common sense, it interferes with teaching English grammar in a sensible fashion. What good is the errant judgment of a group of people who teach anything? You're not doing much more than putting forward a defense for the right of the flat earth theory to be advanced once more.

I wonder why teachers who purport to know about English grammar go off on these inane tangents. I wonder why teachers of any college level, hell even high school can't discuss teaching methodology. Isn't being able to intelligently discuss any subject the main focus of education?

You are the crowning proof that refutes your central idea. You maintain that you know ABOUT English grammar yet you haven't been able to discuss any grammar issue that, many times, you have raised? Don't you find that odd?
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JTT
 
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Reply Wed 13 Apr, 2011 10:01 am
@plainoldme,
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I have read essay exam answers, by college students, that were so poorly written and conceptualized that it was almost impossible to tell whether the student even understood the material that was the basis of the essay. These students could manage multiple choice exams, but they could not discuss the material in essay form. They not only lacked linguistic skills, they lacked the ability to organize their thinking so it was coherent for a reader.


What is FF saying beyond that which everyone knows. Of course, there are students who don't well understand their course material. That's why not everyone gets an A.

Why on earth would you be frustrated by having to perform the very thing that you've been hired to do, ie. teach kids how to write? Don't waste time trying to teach them nonsense that they already know far better than you could ever hope to teach it.

Teach them that the writing that you want them to learn, academic writing, differs from speech, is different even from the writing found in newspapers and that which is found in novels.

Take the time to explain the difference between the meanings of grammatical subject and the subject that they, like Setanta, already know, and --- I don't know why you can't grasp this, -- the meaning they are much more likely to go to when they don't know or understand grammatical terms.

Go to the Peeves thread and see the poorly conceptualized answers by all manner of adult. See some that are poorly written. Look at some your own replies. Your writing lacks focus. You can't discuss the topic at hand. You aren't willing to discuss ideas that don't jive with your preconceived notions about language.
Gargamel
 
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Reply Wed 27 Apr, 2011 08:31 am
@JTT,
JTT wrote:
Look at some your own replies. Your writing lacks focus.


So I was at the beach for a week and only now stumbled upon this little gem.
JTT
 
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Reply Wed 27 Apr, 2011 09:00 am
@Gargamel,
I hope that you didn't get a sunburn, Gargamel.
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