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chai2
 
Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 03:42 pm
Edith Bunker walking across the room.

Barbara Eden's navel.
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Finn dAbuzz
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 04:07 pm
@chai2,
Now there's one less:

http://www.modernvespa.com/pix/uploads/barbara_eden_i_dream_of_jeannie_c10103983_256.jpg
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chai2
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 04:10 pm
MY EYES, MY EYES!!!
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djjd62
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 04:12 pm
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I wish, I wish he’d go away...
hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 04:20 pm
@djjd62,
Forgive me Deej, but they made me instantly recall something from Mad Magazine about modernising nursery rhymes:
Quote:
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a man who wasn’t there
He wasn’t there again today
I think he's from the C.I.A.


Yet again my brain amazes me with it's powers of recall, but dismays with its dismal content selection.
djjd62
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 04:25 pm
@hingehead,
Very Happy

i remember that, a few years ago i bought the entire collection of mad magazine (to date of purchase) on 7 discs from Broderbund
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 04:32 pm
Back on topic:

Captain Kirk go to the crapper. (OK, I've never seen anyone on Star Trek go to the bathroom - I think waste is removed in transit on transporter trips.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 05:00 pm
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:

Back on topic:

Captain Kirk go to the crapper. (OK, I've never seen anyone on Star Trek go to the bathroom - I think waste is removed in transit on transporter trips.


Yes, all that goes on in Vector VI
hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 05:07 pm
@chai2,
Maybe they were shipping it to the Gamma Quadrant via the Bajoran wormhole - that would explain why they (the Dominion) wanted to kick our asses.
chai2
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 05:46 pm
@hingehead,
well 'chya.



On soap operas, I've never seen anyone wake up in bed looking like people who have really just woken up.

Especially the women with their makeup still on perfectly.


I knew a gal who only took off her mascara like once every 4 or 5 days. Every morning she would just add more.

That's gross. One of the first things I do when I come home is take off my mascara.

hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 05:55 pm
@chai2,
Another thing that gets me is when a couple gets into bed for sex, but the next time you see them in bed they have beautifully pressed night clothes on. For guys it might only be a pair of boxers, but women are always in satin nightgowns (that miraculously never ride up). Do they make a point of, after consumation, getting up getting dressed and then getting back into bed?
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msolga
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 07:49 pm
@chai2,
I've never seen a UFO.
Lots & lots of other people say they have.
I feel rather miffed that I've missed out.
hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 07:57 pm
@msolga,
I've seen a UFO, but I don't think it was a space ship. It was just something flying (gliding?) at night, that I couldn't identify. Giant bat? Lost owl? Not even sure it was organic or how far away it was too judge size, light was too poor.
msolga
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 08:22 pm
@hingehead,

That's closer to the real thing than I've ever come.
I'm consumed with envy! Razz
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 08:43 pm
@msolga,
I have to admit I consciously clenched my butt cheeks just in case there was some obligatory anal probing.
msolga
 
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Reply Mon 15 Nov, 2010 09:10 pm
@hingehead,
Laughing
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Mame
 
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Reply Tue 16 Nov, 2010 06:35 pm
Things I've never seen?

Monkeys chewing tobacco on a street car line
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