I like [food product] !

Depends on the [food product], doesn't it?

Do you have that sneaking feeling we're about to receive a bit of [food product] spam?

Well, if [food product] is spiced ham, I guess it would be Spam spam.

But hey, if [food product] is cheese, I might suggest a milking stool and a bit of patience. If the gentleman has a taste for escargot, the solution is obvious. One needn't even be posessed of great dexterity or fleetness of foot.

There are so many, many possibilities, roger.
Which [food product], precisely, is causing all this concern?

There. You've just nailed the problem. If we're talking about potato chips, you get one answer. If it's asparagus, it's quite another. I've seen advertisements for a book called Stalking the Wild Asparagus. Didn't read it, but it's probably chock full of great ideas. I would hate to invest the time, only to find out the question is about turnips.

I love [food product] and I'm prepared to shop around.

Real men hunt and kill their own [food product].

I heart potato chips.

My father used to make homemade potato chips using a dedicated wood plane to make his chips. He fried them in a combination of lard and Crisco.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Fortunately, heart disease does not run in my family.

Cut out the middle man; rub [food product] on your thighs.