7
   

I need to get my colon balanced.

Forums: Community
Email this Topic • Print this Page
 
 
dyslexia
 
Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2010 02:35 pm
So says the ad I saw on the telly this morning. Perhaps I should get my kidneys rotated while I'm there.
  • Topic Stats
  • Top Replies
  • Link to this Topic
Type: Discussion • Score: 7 • Views: 663 • Replies: 11

 
roger
 
  1  
Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2010 02:45 pm
@dyslexia,
Ya sound 'bout due for brain transplant, while you're at it.
hamburgboy
 
  1  
Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2010 03:08 pm
@dyslexia,
dys :
go to the zoo and ask one of the elephants to balance your colon - they'll do a fine job .

http://howtocleanseyourbody.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/1280803690-24.jpg
0 Replies
 
DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2010 03:11 pm
@dyslexia,
There's something pHunny going on, here.
0 Replies
 
dyslexia
 
  1  
Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2010 03:12 pm
@roger,
roger wrote:

Ya sound 'bout due for brain transplant, while you're at it.
I tried that but they don't carry extra-small in stock.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2010 04:10 pm
I read that dead Elvis's colon held 700 pounds of fecal matter, which in English is ****, because he never balanced his colon in life.
boomerang
 
  1  
Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2010 09:29 pm
I'm totally sorry. I have nothing to add to this conversation. But everytime I see this title I crack up so I want it in "my posts" so I get a good laugh on a regular basis.

Because regularity is where it's at!

This thread is a relaxative!

And Sweet Jesus knows my colon has been on the wobble since that trip to Mexico in 1985.
0 Replies
 
msolga
 
  1  
Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2010 11:13 pm
@dyslexia,
Crikey.
I haven't been paying attention. Obviously.
It never entered my mind to have my colon balanced!
Perhaps I need this, too?
0 Replies
 
hingehead
 
  3  
Reply Thu 11 Nov, 2010 11:18 pm
@dyslexia,
Why not trade it in for two semi-colons and wear one on each shoulder?
0 Replies
 
Eva
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2010 09:31 pm
@edgarblythe,
Please tell me where you read that so I can make sure to avoid that source. Shocked
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2010 09:56 pm
@Eva,
I exaggerated it, but there was a story circulating not long back about this. I will see if I can locate it.
0 Replies
 
edgarblythe
 
  1  
Reply Fri 12 Nov, 2010 10:01 pm
Chronic constipation killed Elvis Presley, claims his personal physician, Dr. George Nichopoulos
By Michael Sheridan
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Thursday, May 6th 2010, 9:49 AM
0 Replies
 
 

Related Topics

Lola at the Coffee House - Question by Lola
JIM NABORS WAS GOY? - Question by farmerman
OBVIOUS TROLL - Question by Setanta
Surgery--Again - Discussion by Roberta
LOST & MISPLACED A2K people. - Discussion by msolga
A Call for Intelligent Respectful Discussion - Discussion by maxdancona
Soon to be world traveler, Dog willing! - Discussion by Stacey the red baron
The Bah! Humbug! Christmas thread. - Discussion by msolga
A good cry on the train - Discussion by Joe Nation
Why all the Decryptonite stuff? - Question by Tes yeux noirs
Oh rest ye, Merry Gentleman - Discussion by jespah
 
  1. Forums
  2. » I need to get my colon balanced.
Copyright © 2025 MadLab, LLC :: Terms of Service :: Privacy Policy :: Page generated in 0.04 seconds on 05/14/2025 at 01:06:53
▲ ▼