Recently had a one night stand

So you're saying chase her? or let her chase me?

Oh fer chrissakes...

You've already had sex, so you know there is some interest there.

It sounds like it was mutually enjoyable.

So why not suggest getting together again?

Forget all this chasing stuff, whatever. You've already had sex!

Maybe the second time will be just as mind-blowing and you'll want to do it as a regular thing.

Maybe when you start doing it as a regular thing you'll find out that hey in addition to the mind-blowing sex you actually like each other.

Or maybe you'll find out that you don't like each other much when you're not in the process of boinking each other, in which case you can keep it on a boink-only level, which also has its uses.

But I don't really get all the obsessing about what to do at this point when a major hurdle has already been cleared. (Sex has been had, and was mutually enjoyable.)

I'm sticking to my motto: find her, freak her, and flee.

She asked me what i do for a job last night via text..and i told her what i do. and then i didnt get a response back. i'm not into games..i'm moving on.

OK, then move on.

Why not follow king rat's advice; And piss on everything you can,t fck or eat??? You are an idiot, and she is better off without you... As is the rest of woman hood...

Think for a moment and consider: Is a motto better than a principal or an ideology in that each clouds vision and cements thought... What is the point of either if not free to go, and take you with... Having a filosophy, which everyone has, is not the same a using morality or philosophy to arrive at a correct judgement... Some one gave you that piece of **** advice before growing out of it, and you take it as a gift... That makes you an idiot...

haha Fido. appreciate the input.

What? End this titillating drama; no, that can't happen. This is classic. Has all the necessary elements of a perpetual thread. Staring, rape and one night stands are so much more fascinating than watching one more episode of Seinfeld or Friends.

Some one really watches that garbage??? Do you buy what is advertized as well???

Yes, of course Fido, I've seen every episode of Seinfeld and Friends at least twice; I buy every product that sponsors those programs.

Maybe she didn't get the text. Maybe she was doing laundry when she got it, and then went off to the grocery store...and you guessed it, forgot to reply.

Just call, you know, just call.

Here is your sign...

Don't bother givning that one a piece of your mind... He clearly needs a replacement, and you never know when you may need all you got...

Dear Penthouse,

I had wild sex with this girl, a one night stand.
She told her roommate. She is stalking me on Facebook.
I am an arrogant **** but am interested in a threesome, if possible.

What should I do?



Wear protection.

yeah shoulda wore protection..not gunna blame the alcohol but next time i'll be more prepared.

Alright now she's textin me nonstop..she couldn't resist.

Baby, you should be having fun. You're a kid in the prime of your sexual life. To quote Alan Arkin in Little Miss Sunshine:

"**** alotta women. Not just a few women, but a lotta women..."

Do it without being dishonest or cruel. Don't make promises you won't keep. Don't say you're gonna call if you're not. There are plenty of women out there who will appreciate your skills and your companionship during whatever amount of time it takes you to **** them. There are other women, who won't spread em until they've established a relationship with you. You won't need a diagram to know Who's Who in the Sexual Olympics Tournament.

Enjoy them like a connoisseur...delight in their bodies, their laughter, their sense of humor, their morning breath, and their ridiculous stuffed animal collection...get to know what you like in a relationship, and you'll eventually bump into a woman that makes you want to hang around indefinitely.

Don't ever hang around a minute longer than you want to. The right one for you will be restless for your arrival.

Meanwhile, wear a condom, and **** alotta women.

and pray tell Punkey what is a zipless ****? Premature ejeculation?

Sounds like a line out of a feminist rant.

What good are bragging rights if you are dead

Well, it's a nice way to "protect the innocent." Besides, many men boast more than their real accomplishments. LOL

Ya... You got the moves and the magic... Now is your chance to show her what an asshole a male can be... You can't hit me... That would be assault... But you can rub a little dirt all over all of us because you don't know how to make a deal and stick to it... Think nothing of it... It is nothing more than I did to you in spades, and perhaps before you were born... But as I warn you, you will pay a price... Failed intimacy does an injury, and you are hurt, but you are in denial.... Some day you will feel it, if you do not die of something else you will live to regret it... Loneliness and unhappiness is the ultimate pay for stupidity... I would tell you to get smart... And I guess I have tried... Too soon old, and too late smart...Try to remember...