Memorable things characters said

In Glee, when Mercedes and Puck sing together and realize their musical chemistry -Mercedes approaches Quinn, who is carrying Puck's baby, to speak with her about the fact that Puck will be going out with Mercedes to try to regain some of his lost popularity (due to an unfortunate haircut)
Quinn says:

'Look Mercedes - I don't care if you go out with Puck. I'm not interested = he's an idiot and his mother won't let me eat bacon'.

(Puck is Jewish and Quinn is a wasp).

Another one from Glee - I'm watching it right now

Sue Sylvester is upset that Mercedes decides not to be a cheerleader and she needs to vent so she says:

'I guess I'll just have to take to the mic and deliver a diatribe - probably something about immigrants...'

There's no place like home—

My idea of heaven is moving from one smoke-filled room to another.
The only exercise I take is walking behind the coffins of friends
who took exercise.
Actor, Peter O'Toole.