2010 Midterm Election Guide for OmSigDavid & Others.

(No argument left in me for today, so just for fun)


Russ Feingold (D) vs. Ron Johnson (R)

Barber:
•Feingold: Tony's on Jefferson Avenue
•Johnson: Wife cuts his hair

Position on taxes:
•Feingold: Extend tax cuts for only bottom 90% of earners
•Johnson: Extend tax cuts for 110% of earners

Position on Iraq:
•Feingold: Insufferably verbose
•Johnson: Eerily silent

Folksy Hook:
•Feingold: Knows a lot about sports
•Johnson: Built his business from the ground up

Stance on Abortion:
•Feingold: Like all Democrats, believes that women should visit their abortionist for regular checkups twice a year
•Johnson: Opposed, but believes you have every right to gun down a fetus that willfully trespasses onto your private property

Position on Gun Rights:
•Feingold: Too scared to voice true opinion on Second Amendment while standing next to Ron Johnson at debate lectern
•Johnson: Answers all questions by firing his rifle once for "yes" and twice for "no"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/key-races-senate,18356/

It's actually a scary race for Feingold this time around. Bet you wish you were here, don't you David!