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2010 Midterm Election Guide for OmSigDavid & Others.

 
 
Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2010 06:12 pm
(No argument left in me for today, so just for fun)
http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/18356/feingold-johnson_1.jpg

Russ Feingold (D) vs. Ron Johnson (R)

Barber:
•Feingold: Tony's on Jefferson Avenue
•Johnson: Wife cuts his hair

Position on taxes:
•Feingold: Extend tax cuts for only bottom 90% of earners
•Johnson: Extend tax cuts for 110% of earners

Position on Iraq:
•Feingold: Insufferably verbose
•Johnson: Eerily silent

Folksy Hook:
•Feingold: Knows a lot about sports
•Johnson: Built his business from the ground up

Stance on Abortion:
•Feingold: Like all Democrats, believes that women should visit their abortionist for regular checkups twice a year
•Johnson: Opposed, but believes you have every right to gun down a fetus that willfully trespasses onto your private property

Position on Gun Rights:
•Feingold: Too scared to voice true opinion on Second Amendment while standing next to Ron Johnson at debate lectern
•Johnson: Answers all questions by firing his rifle once for "yes" and twice for "no"

http://www.theonion.com/articles/key-races-senate,18356/

It's actually a scary race for Feingold this time around. Bet you wish you were here, don't you David! Wink
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Reply Fri 29 Oct, 2010 06:17 pm
@OCCOM BILL,
I do love Russ, have been watching this with some trepidation. Hope he prevails.
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