HOLY ****, HOWMANEE GEEZERS WE GOT HERE??

YES, THANK YOU!

If I had that guys head, I would give up rolling and honest work...

Damian Hirst.

Kidding, that was about urine, not ****.

(got some millions to buy his work?)

so can we guys have a geezers club no women allowed sort of like the crones?

I think you deserve that, but 7 pages down and you're a little late. Does "geezer" refer to men? Old men?

Crones were a group that started on Abuzz. I was one at some point, after invitation.

I never did get hip to the word 'crones'. But more re me, see Mark Twain.

Hey, I read the Crones. Somehow I saved tons of their posts and read them at my leisure. Smart bunch of ladies who were trying to break through the glass ceiling. One of them continued to say all that was necessary, that would put the real jerks in their place, was "the little smile." And, some of the things they said about their husbands!

On abuzz, there was a group of men called "sages". A very lame attempt at begging for inclusion.

I guess...but aren't we geezers too?

Is geezer just a male term?

I missed that, but I was only there at the last and even that was truncated re my own life and earthlink connection. I must have been there enough to near revere bunches of people.
Which reminds me, where the hell is Debacle?

Yes we are (geezers), Deb

... & no, it isn't (just a male term).
Well not in my book, anyway.

And at this stage of the game, hey, who the hell cares?
We're all gonna die soon. Well, much sooner than when we weren't geezers, so why worry?
We can call ourselves anything we like!

Yeah, youth is full of problems, but at least youth is curable

late to what?

Here's a couple of crones with an apprentice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1lHYvxieB8

Geezerette, geezertrix, and geezervixon would probably do... No matter how many keys you own you can never escape your sexuality...

Youth is disease, what Plato called Madness in The Republic... I never was able to think conceptually while the storm of testoterone raged in me... I feel like I was born human and will die human but have been little of human and much of brute in between...

I'm sorry to hear that Fido. Plato was stone nuts.

This contribution reminded me of some important research I heard about which I think will be very useful to the residents of Sunset Vistas and help to make the nursing staff's tasks less onerous.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_Stool_Scale

An important aspect of the subject is not covered by this research. It is an aspect of folk-lore which scientists often underestimate for the obvious reason that old-wives tales do not lend themselves to complex treatments with big mysterious words interlarded into their papers as such things are unsuitable for funding grant applications.

Getting down to business (no pun intended), it is that stools should float. Ideally they are slightly less dense that water. Not like corks though. Like icebergs.

If stools sink like stones they cannot be inspected properly. That condition is ameliorated by eating plenty of porrige and bananas.

I grew up in a slower moving time, the 1950's. I remember my mom would serve cottage cheese in every friggin meal. To this day I avoid all contacts with cottage cheese and, If Im not mistaken, I think theyve even quit making the ****.

Oh, wow, does that bring back memories. Canned pear halves, stuffed with
cottage cheese and topped with marachino cherries. I used to love that.