HOLY ****, HOWMANEE GEEZERS WE GOT HERE??

. For example, I once thought I was a great lover before I saw my first pornographic video...

spendius wrote:

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. For example, I once thought I was a great lover before I saw my first pornographic video...

Would you explain for me Fido what it was about the movies that caused you to reappraise your assessment of yourself which I presume was, up to that point, obviously justified.

Of the few of the space-age movies that I have seen I thought the ladies spectacular. Just what the doctor ordered in fact. I don't know why you compare them with monkeys. Didn't Steve Martin say, with some incredulity, "I can't **** a monkey!!!" in TMWTBs. I can't say it's different from ******* a monkey because I've never fucked one, I might have come close, but I should imagine it is.

So what that monkeys don't think they look undignified... They are happy as clams to be alive to not have think about it... We carry around these exhalted opinions of ourselves that a mirror could simple dispel... We are unconscious, but that fact adds no dignity to our existence... Everybody hates my stories... Franky little when he got on some forge job would throw a handful of dirt in his own face... Not a virgin no more... May as well get down and dirty and not worry obout it till quiting time... If I love sex with the appropriate wife, it is in spite of everything; not because it looks pretty and I look all swavey and deeboner; but because it feels so good when the love is there...

Simple... I saw myself as others must see me if they could see me at all, all sweaty and craven, skird some tiger was about to pounce on me and have me for lunch, tube stake and all... In the act, it is all serious business,,, To witness sex, it is all low comedy, all one big concession to biology, and pass the popcorn.... So; I don't want to poisen your brain any more than porn has already done; but don't you think it might be hard to take seriously considering the dialogue alone... Forget the out of the butt and into the mouth stuff; and doesn't it all still look too unsanitary to think some nice clean baby is going to come out of that act??? If they don't want kids to have sex too young in life, they out to shown them that stuff and say this is how stupid you can look too, and even better trying to play it around a skin pumpkin 8 months along...
As you may be able to tell: I went back to this and put my bottom on my top and erased some of yours...