Why Was My Membership In This Forum Cancelled?

Silky?

you talking to me?

Yep, I've been told I was silky lots of times. Better than sulky. Or milky.

It's because you touch yourself.

You think you know me from where, the homo bar where you hang out? Wrong-o.

You're pretty crabby for someone who's always touching himself.

When you signed up for this forum. You checked the yes box for
"I have a sense of humor"

After careful review by the auditors, it became clear you weren't truthful. You will be receiving a check for all the premiums you paid over the years and you will be listed as having a preexisting condition that makes it unlikely that any other forum will take you on. Of course, if you are under 26 you might be able to be covered by your parent's membership in this forum.

I didn't realize it was an opt-in, must be the default setting. Thanks, buddy.