Maybe it was a different "average joe". It doesn't matter, it wasn't this one.
Adam, that loser, took the last two girls to meet his parents. I forget their f*cking names already. I think Samantha was the name of the semi-bitchy one. I think the cute perfect one was named Rachel. You could see that the phony one was going to take him for as much money as she could get, and the parents didn't like her.
Rachel was the perfect girl for him. She was kind of plain, but really cute. And she really seemed to like him, a lot. So this dick, Adam, who went through this exact same thing and got chucked for being a complete loser, picks the phony girl who looked a little bit hotter.
What a f*cking idiot. Doesn't he realize that he isn't getting another chance like this? He's a goofy-looking clutzy dick. He thinks he's Tom Cruise now.
I'm glad to see that his fifteen minutes of fame are over.
