I had a friend who, IT WAS
TOO A
FRIEND AND
NOT ME!!!!
anyway.
My
friend's wife wanted a new washer and dryer for Christmas and, even though he had the money, my friend Glen (there. There's his name and everything so it was not me! Okay!?) decided he would have a little fun. Glen was a good old boy and had lots of pals down at the loading dock. Soooo he got a couple of big boxes and wrapped them all up with Christmas paper and put them in his garage on Christmas Eve. Yes, bows and all.
And inside he put a scrub board and 100 feet of clothesline.
Get it ? Washer (scrubboard) dryer (Clothesline) Hill air i ous.
Ha ha haha ha, he thought.
Then his, teary eyed with happiness,
wife tore open those boxes on Christmas morning in front of the kids..........
Now, I don't know how many of you have spent ten or twelve hours at your mama's house, on the phone, on Christmas Day, trying to get someone
anyone to deliver a washer and dryer right away, YES!!!!! TODAY !!!!YES YES YES TODAY!!! ! BUT BUT BUT but that was how Glen spend his Christmas.
His wife said he could just stay at his momma's until the "gifts" arrived.
That was from Sears, about the 28th of December 1985.
Joe
PS Joanie, Glen's wife, didn't wash any of his clothes in the new washer till he pleaded with her,
then she let him do it himself.