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Cultural Punishments For Children

 
 
Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 12:05 am
I have recently become aware that not all punishments for children are universal…I have made a nice little list of ethnic punishments, help me finish it please.

Traditional Judaism: a swift chop on the back that knocks all of the wind out of you

Christianity: the infamous spank

Extremist Muslim: stoning

Hippie: a night in a fraternity

Rock Star: dangle off of the balcony…just kidding

Teacher: long lecture about manners and behavior

Artist: long lecture about the meaning of life

Clueless Parent: long lecture about the birds and the bees
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 09:26 am
Hey, individual. Welcome to A2k. Very clever thread, but not all teachers give long lectures about manners and behavior. Smile

and as for the infamous "spank", I occasionally got switched. Very little corporal punishment in my family and I carried the tradition over into mine.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 10:42 am
Teacher is an ethnic group? Who knew! Looks like we're co-religionists (or something), Letty.

I've never heard of nor seen the swift chop thing, but then my family wasn't big on corporeal punishment, neither.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 10:50 am
"Cultural" punishments?

How about making them read Dostoyevsky?
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Letty
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 11:06 am
Hey, Soz. Transmission of the culture is one of the latent functions of schools; that and keeping kids out of the job market.

Steve, or have them watch "Law and Order" on TV. Rolling Eyes
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Individual
 
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Reply Fri 5 Dec, 2003 07:51 pm
Yeah, culture was a bad word.
I should use steve's punishment sometime.
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