Robert Gentel wrote:
It's sad, this denial. You'll never see the ads this way. Recognizing that you have a problem is the first step.
As for your continued implication that I speak less-than-perfect sooth, if I can't make you reconsider and regret your impertinence I can at least make you rue your chosen manner of assaulting my character. To that aim I present exhibit A, the world's worst tattoo (a man rumored to forever be banned from being graced by advertisements):
Ha! That's nothing. I have seen worse.
Your cause (given the Emperor's New Clothes reality) is so not helped by showing naked men.
At least the Emperor was not given to going commando, as is your tragic wont, at least currently, or so I horridly gather.
(Although, I DO note there seems to be some disagreement in the chronicles about the commando thing:)
Erm...if chastity is necessary for the seeing of the imaginary ads, and you can see them, may I extend my condolences to Mr Happy? I'm sorry Mr H honey, but it all goes downhill after the owner reaches thirty. I know you're doing the best you can.