Familiar and household OBJECTS clerihew GAME

china cabinet
dishwasher
radio
T.V.

A china cabinet in China might be finer
But a dishwasher is usually only found in a restaurant or diner.
They have patriotic music on the radio you see
Not TV.

button
yarn
cotton reel
sewing machine

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A button was missing i did dispare!
And the yarn for my knitting wasn't even there!
If i knew where my cotton reel could be found.
I get my sewing Machine and really go to town!

trash can
air conditioner
toilet paper
chandelier

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trash can
air conditioner
toilet paper
chandelier

Put the trash in the trash can;
Turn off the air conditioner and use a fan.
Recycled toilet paper is what you should use to save the earth, the universe, and everything,
And from the chandelier you should swing.

duster
disinfectant
drawer
diamond

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oh broom oh doom i must get the duster
disinfectant sprayed here with all the strength i can muster.
And what do i find while searching through the drawer?
The diamond i lost two years before!

ashtray
hutch
basket
spatula

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ashtray
hutch
basket
spatula

The old ashtray has gone astray,
The hutch has seen many a better day.
That crummy basket is a complete no-no.
And I lent my only good spatula to Yoko Ono.

Beatles record
plastic bag
paper sack
sherry

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Beatles record
plastic bag
paper sack
sherry

A beatles record is the best
while putting a plastic bag to a test
Instead of using a paper sack
Drink sherry while on your back

cat food
linen closet
tulips
curtains

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cat food
linen closet
tulips
curtains

This Christmas meal tastes of cat food kept
In the linen closet while I slept.
In Amsterdam there are a great many tulips, yellow and red,
I can't pull back the curtains from my bed.

four-poster bed
terrace
sliding door
Japanese lacquer screen

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Our four-poster bed broke down
While we were out on our terrace enjoying sound
Just as we were getting in, our slding door crack
Caused our Japanese lacquer screen to tear on tack

blue satin sheets
tennis shoes
fluffy pillow
crochet

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blue satin sheets
tennis shoes
fluffy pillow
crochet

Mmmm, stretch out on those blue satin sheets my dear
And get those smelly tennis shoes outa here
Put that fluffy pillow under your head
And the crochet bedspread right across the bed.

sandpit
swimming pool
swing
slide

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sandpit
swimming pool
swing
slide

In the sandpit box with pails full
I took a dip in the swimming pool
I got on the swing to ride
Fell and hit the slide

rubber ducky
cat in the hat
ruby slippers
bubbles

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rubber ducky
cat in the hat
ruby slippers
bubbles

I play with rubber ducky in the bath,
While the young cat in the hat studies its math.
On ruby Tuesday I wear ruby slippers and sip ruby port
ANd blow bubbles for sport.

mystery thriller
romance
dictionary
notebook

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mystery thriller,romance,dictionary,notebook

I like to read mystery thriller
My daughter loves romance and chiller
Imagine making up dictionary words
Can't you see that flowery notebook,absurb!

gown
scale
pen
fishy

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I stand in my gown afraid to step on
The scale that awaits each morning at dawn.
I take the pen to write down my shame.
And eat fishy again the beef is to blame!

bowling trophy
litter box
area rug
check book cover

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bowling trophy,litter box, area rug
checkbook cover

I have never had a bowling trophy so big
And my kitty's litter box is near my wig
My area rug is so neat and clean
That I misplaced my check book cover at the scene

smelly socks
six pick up sticks
sparkling sands
splashing seas

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smelly socks
six pick up sticks
sparkling sands
splashing seas

The oder was of smelly socks
and trashed six pick up sticks and rocks
It could of smelled of sparkling sands
splashing seas of all the lands

Spice Girls
piano
tavern
barbie doll

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Spice Girls
piano
tavern
barbie doll

The Spice Girls played with an aging star
Sittng at the piano without a bra
In a rustic tavern in the beachside bar
And the barbie doll killed J R

I welcome this expansion into the wider world of objects/people Smile

sunset
boulevard
palm tree
icicle

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On Sunset Boulevard, live Norma, a ghoul
On Sunset Boulevard floated Holden in her pool
While the palm trees crackled in the wind
Water, cold as an icicle, brought him to his end.

Mr. DeMille
Silent Movie
Arc Light
Coffee cup

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Cruella said she'd marry Mr. Demille
if he watched a silent movie with her - although most utterly against his will
he said she needed to turn up the Arc Light
A coffee cup, tripped him though, and it started a fight.

is this 'non rhythmical' enough clary?

plasticware
monopoly game
wicker basket
mr. limpet

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plasticware, monopoly game, wicker basket, mr. limpet

Plasticware is used to eat
at the monopoly game i used to cheat!
In a wicker basket I store my wares,
and Mr. Limpet illicits stares!

architectural digest magazine
bose speakers
cough medicine
straw

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In Architectural Digest Magazine,
A pair of Bose speakers can be seen
But they hide the cough medicine behind a screen
And the price on their straw baskets is quite obscene.

Villa
Swimming Pool
Umbrella
Designer Furniture

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