phone
maize
trump
grill
I took my new cell phone to the farm
Where fields of maize as long as your arm
were growing as richly as Donald Trump
I'll grill a few over there on that stump
macaroni
newsclip
bow tie
tape
macaroni
newsclip
bow tie
tape
Spilt macaroni cheese made me slip
I broke 4 limbs and made the newsclip
All dressed up with a bow tie, quite a swell
I've got it on tape so the kids can see as well.
sonar
moleskin
funicular
toll
sonar
moleskin
funicular
toll
We use sonar on our boat
Wearing moleskin 'round our throat
We sail to the funicular railway
And pay a toll to ride round the bay
Music
Phone book
Shoe lace
obstreperous
Music? well in singing I'm extremely swell!
I can make the phone book chime like a bell
But I'm clumsy and can't tie my shoe lace
I use velcro and still fall all over the place.
you need to leave four unrelated words, bob-o-head, for the next sucker to work into a clerihew heh heh heh
Here are four words for the next round:
axiom
ganglion
psion
violet
Familiar and household OBJECTS clerihew GAME
(Getting this back on track, again...)
book
cd
pillow
lamp
Answer the quiz after reading the book
Then play the CD for an inside look
Just place it beneath your pillow to learn
As your bedside oil lamp softly burns
flashlight
envelope
dictionary
tuning fork
The flashlight shone on the canteloupe
Which was very close to the envelope
The dictionary of New York
Was lying next to the tuning fork.
Music
Phone book
Shoe lace
obstreperous
music
phone book
shoelace
òbstreperous
The music was a sixties revival,
And her phone book was just like her bible-
But she tripped over her shoelace one terrible day
And always inclined to be obstreperous, fell into the bay.
kiwi
muscatel
grenadine
apricots
kiwi
muscatel
grenadine
apricots
A kiwi stood on a pile of crepe
Pecking at a muscatel grape.
The grape's blood like grenadine ran fast and glutinously red
So he pecked at some apricots instead.
google
fan
traffic
champagne
google
fan
traffic
champagne
Of Google I am a fan;
But of Windows not a fan, quite the reverse, man.
I can't bear the density of traffic in this land
Especially if I have no champagne to hand.
Junket
Porphyry
Mastic
Osmosis
Junket
Porphyry
Mastic
Osmosis
What splendid words! I love a junket well made
And Porphyry is a stone, not a bit like jade.
Mastic's glue
And osmosis is possibly what alcohol does through the body to prevent your feeling too blue.
hedge
lawn
strimmer
weed
hedge
lawn
strimmer
weed
Under a laurel hedge
Where the lawn has an irregular edge
I broke the strimmer.
So the lawn looks no trimmer.
Mathos's ear
spendius's foot
The Pen is's finger
my sword
Clary loves to kiss Mathos's ear
When spendius's foot's near his rear
The Pen is's finger
on my sword doth linger...
Slappy Doo Doo
Pitchfork Gus
I'm in trouble
oh Mama
Slappy Doo Doo
Pitchfork Gus
I'm in trouble
oh Mama
Who is coming? It's Slappy Doo Doo
With hairy Pitchfork Gus in tow too.
Oh Lord, here's spendius, now I'm in trouble, I'm going
Oh Mama! What the trouble is, you shouldn't be knowing.
kitchen
gimlet
prince
fishhook
kitchen
gimlet
prince
fishhook
She stole into the kitchen and took
A gimlet from the hook.
She called the prince into her garden
And with gimlet and fishhook forced him to issue a pardon.
electric
blue
razor
pink
electric
blue
razor
pink
The electric storm raged
Over the blue sea where naval battles were waged.
Occam took his razor and cut
The pink flesh off his butt.
lamp
monkey
wish
bazaar
lamp
monkey
wish
bazaar
Under the Tiffany lamp
Sat a monkey, cold and damp.
He wished upon a distant star
For a colourful spice bazaar.
Belfast
quiet
shower
pressure
Belfast
quiet
shower
pressure
In a Belfast street
Two quiet people meet.
While the leaves shower, one says - 'hand over the money'.
The other says 'not without a f***, honey'.
rain
drought
mine
tulip
