Republican Leadership

I thought I had seen it all from the moralizing, anti-gay, bible beating mouthpieces, but I think this may take the cake. We?ve had these Republican Sexual Hypocrites reveal themselves just in the last month and a half.

[INDENT]* Sen. Larry Craig (R-ID), cruising for potty sex, somehow ?mistakenly? pleads guilty.
* Diaper David Vitter (R-LA) admits he?s a ?bad?, ?naughty? and ?nasty boy? with hookers.
* Former White house spiritual advisor and fallen megachurch pastor Tweaker Ted ?I?m completely heterosexual? Haggard asking whatever fans he has left for money.
* Former NC Republican lawmaker and Christian Action League president, Coy C. Privette ? caught at the no-tell motel with a sex worker ? also guilty.
* Mark Foley is back in the news, he won?t turn over his former congressional computer to investigators.
* Rep. Bob Allen, another Republican, caught asking to blow an undercover officer and willing to pay $20 for the pleasure; currently coming up with an excuse du lour for his same-sex appetite.[/INDENT]

With the hypocrite closet bursting open, and its occupants falling out on top of one another, there?s not a lot the Moral Values Set can do except wring their hands and fret about the state of things, right?

They rallied the faithful in the evangelical pews and placed their faith in ? and cast their votes for ? publicly pious, ?family values? politicians and community leaders who now are destroying the right-wing campaign to retake the secular culture back from the godless heathens, wanton women who dare to want to control their womb and sexuality, and the homosexuals.