Huckabee takes phone calls from god

Huckabee is another shitbag trying to get the religious right that Giuliani couldn't because he is a bigger shitbag. Taxes, taxes, taxes, vote for the huckster and get ready for them. NOt to mention, like that article says, he wants to make abortion a federal issue, and ban smoking. He is ALL for the nanny state, and biog intrusive government.

"who is this and why are you calling so late, i'm in my pajamas?"

"Oh, huh? what? This is god? Really?"

"uhh...what's that? Santa's there too and he says hi? okay, tell santa i said hi back!"

"Ohhh, wait is the tooth fairy there?"

"she is? you tell that bitch she owes me money!"

"okay, thanks, sorry what was it that you wanted god?"

"...what!? uhmm...no i don't have to pee, why?"

if anyone bans smoking, i'm hiring an assassin with money i've raised online to take him out.

I like Huck, but Julie Annie's the man, chooch or no chooch.

You like crossdressing liberals? No surprise there.

God told me to tell you all we're fucked either way. But our antics make him chuckle, so keep dancing little monkeys.

Huckabee will be on Leno tonight - he said he wanted to be the first guest following the writers strike. Uh, Mike, the strike's still on...

I love watching them rip out each others' throats. The media needs to replay this dogfighting during the primaries, just to remind The Sheeple how much they can hate each other, when it's convenient. :headbang::headbang:

Yeah, Good Old Huckadoodle. He's a trip.