My recent global-warming-weather experiences:
A black ball hovered over me last July, and snowed for 40 days, and 40 nights. Wherever I went, the ball followed me, snowing on me, witin a 3-foot radius.
While barbequing a slab of beef in August, I saw a wall of blue-ice shoot past my back porch, freezing a four-foot-wide path across my lawn, one in which no vegetation can now grow.
A hail-storm developed in my garage, and beat everything in it to bits. When I opened the door, it turned into napalm, while flooding to the ceiling. Before dying, I thought I glimpsed a nuclear bomb floating at the bottom of the napalm pool.
WHILE ALL THIS WAS HAPPENING, I COULD HEAR THE VOICE OF DICK CHENEY IN THE BACKGROUND, LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY. That.......and the whining of Keith Blow-Job Olberman.:FU1::FU1:
Whoa dude... what do you have and how much does it cost?
George Bush. He cost majority votes, in two elections. Can you afford it?:headbang:
