I Have Decided To Become A Write-in Candidate.

Votes are like children to you, there ment to be thrown away.

I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.


HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.
If only the native americans took that policy with us...eh?

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the 'Walmart' policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'
say good bye to the economy!

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
Say hello to $12 a gallon gas!

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border.
(six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens. You jerk, forcing retirees to work? There would be a coup, guaranteed!



(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.
?????

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life. the government has no place in rule making for athletics

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences.
If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc. Why does emulating the Turkish rule of law sound like a bad idea to me?

(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat.
A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
because ignoring supply and demand is a democratic thing to do???

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause. I think we already do this.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress. **** that, this is a free country!

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc. Pretty much the same as above.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better than what you're gonna get. A dictatorship?

My policies:

1. Do away with all policies that include racial preferences (including affirmative action)

2. Victimless crimes are no longer crimes.

3. Remove all US military presence in other countries

4. Divert a large portion of military funding into education funding

5. Peace making will be done by 3rd parties, when deemed necessary.

6. School years will be extended, but more frequent breaks in between.

7. A school of choice or voucher system will be set up to create competition among schools to increase quality.

8. Make public works projects to build wind/solar/hydro/thermal power collection across the nation to decrease reliance of fossil fuels.

9. A minimum MPG standard will be set on all vehicles as determined by course of law.

10. Drinking age and military deployment age will be the same.

11. Give full marriage rights to gays and lesbians.

12. Theology to be removed from currency.

13. Currency will no longer be fiat system but based on some nationally recognized standard.

14. Military action will be defensive in nature.

15. Legalize brothels and tax them. They must meet government regulations to be legal.

16. A life sentence actually means a life sentence...that **** is confusing!

17. Give tax breaks to people creating new jobs.

18. Courts can no longer require people to go to 12 step programs

19. Stronger emphasis on rehabilitation of criminals.

20. Courts (by default) have witnesses swear on a law book, and may swear on a religious book but only if requested.

21. Create pathway to citizenship.

22. All uses of tax payer money is public knowledge and is easily accessible.



and that's about all i can think of right now.....

No.2 is not a good idea. bottom line is there are no victimless crimes, someone somewhere will always pay down the line, usually in their pocket. Crime is crime and punishment should be meeted out.

My boss says I am a dichotomy, and I would agree. when its for rights i am very left, when its punishement for crime I have to go with the right, but not the death penalty.

Probably my time in the 90's as a Raver, popping too many little white pills,....lol


All the rest seem ok.

If only the native americans took that policy with us...eh?

You jerk,

There are no natives Americans, the crossed the land bridge, they too are foreigners.

There's probably not an non foreigner on this planet.

There are no native Americans, they crossed the land bridge, they too are foreigners.

Personal attacks are not allowed, but i guess you know that!

Then why do you hate them so much?:dunno:

Either way it doesn't change the fact they (native Americans) were here before us and never required us to learn their language.

Then why do you hate them so much?

Either way it doesn't change the fact they (native Americans) were here before us

and never required us to learn their language

If those are the only counter arguments you can muster then I consider this a victory.

Well if that's what you need so you can sleep at night, you go girl.

What ever rocks your boat.