Press Release: Pelosi's Solution for Iraq-Make Love, Not Jihad! (Satire)

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Press Release: Pelosi's Solution for Iraq—Make Love, Not Jihad! - Alain's Newsletter

For Immediate Release

(Baghdad)---The following press release was issued by the Office of Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the U.S. House:

While meeting with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki in Baghdad in January, Speaker Nancy Pelosi presented her program for ending the violence and for making Iraq a respectable, civil nation in the world community.

Speaker Pelosi titled her program "Make Love, Not Jihad." The Pelosi program is patterned after the City Charter in San Francisco and includes the following recommendations:

Gun Control

Iraq?s violence is a direct result of easy access to all sorts of killing tools. The government must outlaw all weapons of mass destruction, IEDs, handguns, shotguns, rifles, machine guns and all other firearms. No exceptions.

Declare Iraq a "Terror-Free" Zone

San Francisco pioneered the "Nuclear-free" zoning concept several years ago to alert the world that The City is completely free from nuclear weapons and should not be attacked. That policy has worked beautifully, because there have been no nuclear incidents since the declaration was codified into San Francisco?s City Charter.

Using the same logic, Iraq should declare itself a "terror free" zone and then just relax and wait for the insurgents and coalition forces to leave.