ha!
My goose is loose! Did you see him?
He's a pretty teal blue and his name is Jim.
Help me save him from piranha goose-o-philes!
Can you call a dalmation? They can track for miles!
Skunk. P. U.
Muskrat. Achoo
Beaver. Woo Hoo!
Woodchuck. How much did he chew?
Mole
Shrew
Armadillo
Bat
I thunk a skunk was in my bunk
A muskrat climbed in too.
But why that second beaver's slunk
In - only the woodchuck knew.
blue jay
koala
wombat
boston terrier
The Mole, it's said, lives underground
But Shrew's days are not so bound
where Armadillo's have been found
And Bats blindly fly round and round
Little Blue jays swoop and swerve
And Koala, he got some nerve
He laugh at Wombat portly curve
While Boston Terrier barks with verve
Mastodon
flea
piglet
snark
blue jay
koala
wombat
boston terrier
The Blue Jay is praying to Allah
Well, he used to worship a koala
Now he wears big hat shaped like a wombat
And hangs with a Boston Terrier named Arafat.
Seal
Sea Lion
Walrus
Manatee
Nice one!
Oh to be a seal, diving in the deep,
Or a sea lion ready for a leap,
If I were a walrus, I should feel so free
I wouldn't mind looking like a manatee!
hare
pig
eagle
tapeworm
(I just watched a truly horrid programme about parasites that live inside us!)
I saw a muskrat that ate too much
But my pet snow leopard was on my hutch
The aardvark was very slow indeed
And the bear was pulling my weed
curlew
gibbon
raccoon
vulture
Have you ever walked the ancient hills and heard the curlew's cry,
or seen the flying gibbons on Ireland's mountains high?
The raccoons hunt down Cromwell, and all his Orange kin,
The vultures circle waiting for a calm within the din.
(With apologies to The Pogues)
Deer tick
Sea cucumber
Whale shark
Blue tetra
Feeding Time..........
Deer ticks 'a dining make a fellow bleed
Sea cucumber's a harmless ocean weed
The almighty whale sharks on plankton feed
While the quick blue tetra gets by on speed
we need four more animals there, Ceili.
sasquatch
albino rhino
gnu
humpback (whale)
Sorry about that!!!
The sasquatch sniffed at the autumn air,
And the albino rhino standing there,
'Good gnus!' he said to the herd of gnus,
'There's a humpback party with lots of booze!'
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hare
pig
eagle
tapeworm
The hare was bare so therefore bald,
the pig was rude, he never called
the eagle back after their date,
but got a tapeworm, call it fate.
chimera
minotaur
manticore
gryphon
The chimera burns you till your crispily done
Minotaurs eat maidens served up on a bun
The manticore stings and you turn into a goo
But as for the gryphon, I havent a clue
kongamato
Mokele-mbembe
waitoreke
Marozi
Now that's a list....
The kongomato's a terasaur,
Mokele-mbembe a brontosaur?
The waitoreke is Maori,
I think I spotted a Marozi.
Shining-leaf chafer
Jewel darkling beetle
Rajah Brooke's birdwing
Potato bug
I have a Shining-leaf chafer
and he loves a Jewel darkling beetle
Rajah Brooke's birdwing wants us to visit
and that Potato bug just sits and needles
mosquito
tse tse fly
praying mantis
great white shark
The Mosquito's whine make me shudder
And Tsetse fly got a deadly bite
Praying Mantis is one mean mother
Great White Shark will kill you out of spite
Porpoise
llama
Oposum
Platypus
Serving a purpose was the Porpoise
while the lolling Llama was being a wuss;
Opossum lay still atop the liquidambar branch,
watching the duckbills at Platypus Ranch.
Need four more animals for the next player there osso....
yeh, get with the program
and what's happening to the couplets?
