The pony is bony but what the ****
It's more comfy to ride than a farmyard duck.
And don't try and ask for another duck
Or you'll get a cat and be out of luck.
gibbon
chimpanzee
macaque
spider monkey
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ossobuco
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Sat 6 Dec, 2003 06:36 pm
The Victorian Girl walked her prized Gibbon;
the Master Macaque espied her hat's ribbon.
Pink ribbons were pulled by chimpanzee Emily,
spider monkey brought plants, appeasing the family.
Oh Man, I'm just gonna quit
I'm late again, I'll throw a fit
Each time I try, a new poem writ
another sneaks in, a new bit
My list it seems are doomed
forgotton, never bloomed
no animals or birds plumed
all my choices only booed
Pasturella pestis did her bestis
As Esceherichia coli made a mestis
Neisseria meningitidis, a tongue testis
While bacillus subtilis is tres festis!!!
chinchilla
porcupine
leaf miner
peafowl
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Sat 6 Dec, 2003 07:06 pm
Good one, Ceili. I am applauding your efforts. ( actually I'm not because I am typing, but I was applauding your efforts)
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gustavratzenhofer
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Sat 6 Dec, 2003 07:09 pm
chinchilla
porcupine
leaf miner
peafowl
Mr. Chinchilla climbed a tree
and banged the porcupine for a fee
leaf miner watched from the ground
and entered peafowl with nary a sound
tarsier
armadillo
platypus
goose
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Diane
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Sat 6 Dec, 2003 07:10 pm
chinchilla
porcupine
leaf miner
peafowl
Dear chinchilla is all cuddly
While porqupine has quills in the mud.
The leaf miner has played out his stake
And peofowl has found a new drake.
red ant
chow
black lab
earth worm
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ossobuco
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Sat 6 Dec, 2003 07:16 pm
Dang, I want to do all eight words, but have to go get spiffed up for tonight's gallery opening. Sigh, bye, see you later.
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gustavratzenhofer
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Sat 6 Dec, 2003 07:23 pm
bye
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ossobuco
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Sat 6 Dec, 2003 11:39 pm
The grey furry tarsier clung to the tree and watched
armadillo slink by doing laps while he swatched
platypus plaids and gooney bird feathers - or,
goose down pillows aligned on the shore.
Black ant, red ant, brown spider said
chow dog, chow dog, where is the bed?
Black lab ran past and then back again,
earth worm grumbled, paws pause, amen.
Scarlet tanager
English sparrow
Yellow canary
Green parakeet
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littlek
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Sat 6 Dec, 2003 11:46 pm
The scarlet tanager doesn't like the snow
and flies South with the english sparrow
Yellow canary sits safe in the house
Together with Green parakeet watching a mouse
Yak
Shrew
Newt
Catapillar
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ossobuco
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Sun 7 Dec, 2003 12:04 am
Yakety Yak didn't talk back, but the shrew
on the loose tamed the telephone to.
Newton in short was now known as newt, natch;
Caterpiller crawled begging all to play catch.
Midge
Moth
butterfly
dragonfly
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Clary
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Sun 7 Dec, 2003 03:16 am
Midge
Moth
butterfly
dragonfly
Underneath the glabrous leaves, a midge
Put a moth in her resistential fridge.
Not far away a butterfly was raped
And the evil tulgey dragonfly escaped.
tove
bandersnatch
jubjub bird
borogove
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Ceili
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Sun 7 Dec, 2003 01:01 pm
tove bandersnatch jubjub bird borogove
I love a great mystery, so what is a tove?
Bandersnatch laughed and said, "I've got it, by jove"
the jubjub bird squawked and he then dove
way down past the silent borogove
weasel
warthog
wooly mammoth
wolverine
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Clary
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Sun 7 Dec, 2003 03:51 pm
weasel
warthog
wooly mammoth
wolverine
Would I were a weasel wily
With a warthog thought of highly
Wooly mammoths I would knit
And by my wolverine I'd sit.
stoat
ferret
woodlouse
prawn
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ossobuco
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Sun 7 Dec, 2003 03:57 pm
stoat
ferret
woodlouse
prawn
Stoat, the finest stoatmobile supplier on all the land,
took along the Ferret to eat biscuits at hand.
Woodlouse noticed from his perch on the pump
Pearlie the prawn swam around in the sump.
Pekinese
Corgi
Collie
Pug
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Clary
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Sun 7 Dec, 2003 04:24 pm
Pekinese
Corgi
Collie
Pug
How you like Chinee char siu bau, Mr Pekinese?
Well, boyo, said the corgi, I'll have bara brith please.
The collie's a braw bright wee dog, Doug,
And nothing's as snug as a pug in a rug.
fox
wolf
yabbies
capybara
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gustavratzenhofer
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Sun 7 Dec, 2003 04:53 pm
fox
wolf
yabbies
capybara
The sly ol' fox drifted by
the wolf, curious, raised an eye
yabbies fled for their life
capybara took fox for a wife
mink
ferret
weasel
Amblyopsis spelaea
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Clary
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Sun 7 Dec, 2003 05:17 pm
mink
ferret
weasel
Amblyopsis spelaea
I stole a mink to make a stole,
I thought the ferret was a mole,
I had a weasel named Amelia
I loathe amblyopsis spelaea.
I knew seen dinatheruim run
Or a flatworm crawl under the gun
Have you ever seen a wireworm go
Or a greated crested grebe fly over my toe
pony
bear cub
kitty
red deer
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Clary
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Sun 7 Dec, 2003 05:35 pm
I had a little pony, his name was Silly Sam,
And he gave a bear cub sandwiches and tunafish and ham.
I drowned a vicious kitty, I do not care a damn
And I turned a pretty red deer into an ancient ram.
