I'm gonna change my way of thinking

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(1) I’m gonna take H2Oman off ignore
(2) I’m gonna read all the recipes posted
(3) I’m gonna take Okie seriously
(4) I’m gonna post more cut and paste
(5) I’m gonna be polite to Mame
(6) I’m gonna consider Plato meaningful
(7) I’m gonna stop calling Dlowan Debbie
(8) I’m gonna reduce my salt intake
(9) I’m gonna become a vegan
(10) I’m gonna watch reality t.v.

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@dyslexia,

Here's your chance to implement 5).

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@Mame,

It's been 9 minutes already... I'm waiting...

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@Mame,

yes dear, I'm working on it.

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@dyslexia,

Well, don't take all day. I could use some politeness.

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vegan

where do you buy that

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@dyslexia,

dyslexia wrote:

(1) I’m gonna take H2Oman off ignore

Dear lord... but why would you do that?!

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(2) I’m gonna read all the recipes posted

A recipe read and not cooked means what in the grand scheme of things? (A real question)

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(3) I’m gonna take Okie seriously

Who?

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(4) I’m gonna post more cut and paste

Just as long as you cite your sources and not plagiarize the original author's sweaty knuckle based research.

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(6) I’m gonna consider Plato meaningful
(8) I’m gonna reduce my salt intake

These aren't diametrically opposed missions are they?

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(9) I’m gonna become a vegan

Dear Zeus, why would you want to do that?! Wouldn't you miss real ice cream, pizza, and cheeseburgers?! I know I would.

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(10) I’m gonna watch reality t.v.

You should watch Morgan Spurlock's 30 Days then. It's a great compromise between reality television and intelligent and thoughtful discourse.

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But are you gonna change the way you strut your stuff?

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@dyslexia,

you've been working on it for a looooooooong time... Wink

did you make nice with our Mame yet a? a? a?

(ahhhhhhhhhh... you called her dear... that's verra nice)

hugs to you and Lady Diane x

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@George,

George wrote:

But are you gonna change the way you strut your stuff?

That goes without saying, non?

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@George,

George wrote:

But are you gonna change the way you strut your stuff?

no, I remain a sarcastic grumpy cranky misogynistic anarchist antichrist and an all around nice guy with a attitude. no change in my strut as long as I got my cane.

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@dyslexia,

What kind of cane are you sporting these days?
Sword cane:

http://eagleswords.com/library/AntiqueBrassSwordCane.jpg

or do you have the classic wooden walking cane?

http://www.black-bear-haversack.com/images/Rattan_Walking_Canes.jpg

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@dyslexia,

Hi Dys!

I know not why you choose to change, But I applaud you for it!
I detect forgiveness therein. None but a mature mind can achieve this. So maybe it is the maturity I applaud? No! It's you.

Have a glorious day Sir!
mark...

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I recommend America's Got Talent.

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@dyslexia,

Oh, I wouldn't change my thinking on all those things, if I were you.
Then, you wouldn't be you.

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@Pemerson,

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Oh, I wouldn't change my thinking on all those things, if I were you.
Then, you wouldn't be you.

but I want to be popular.

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@dyslexia,

But, you would be somebody else, and someone else is already popular.

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@dyslexia,

You have the fortunate luck of being who you are already (grumpy, hoary muzzled, etc...) and still one of the most popular cowboy poets alive or am I thinking of another cowboy poet ... hmmm ... I can't be wrong, can I?

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