I Need a Friend

@Riddler101,

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Do YOU want to be my friend? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE! someone*

OK, I'll be your friend, Riddler. I have been deeply, deeply moved by your posts.

<extending hand of friendship for a jolly good shake>

However don't ask for my email address, please. No one, but no one online gets that ... unless I know them very, very well. And like them a lot. So we will have to see how things go over time, OK? Smile

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@msolga,

I think riddler has done a bunk.

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@Reyn,

Oh bugger, I've wasted my time then!

How disappointing.

Ok then.

Will you be my friend then, Reyn? Very Happy

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@msolga,

I thought I already was? Wink

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@Reyn,

Indeed you are, possum.

But I thought, seeing as this was a thread where people were lobbying for friends ... why not ask you & make it official? Very Happy

(Even to me that seems a pretty unconvincing response, Reyn. But I did my best! That's the main thing, yes? Razz

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@Reyn,

So can I have your email address, then? Wink

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@msolga,

Reyn@lots of rain.com.

This makes it official. Laughing

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@Reyn,

Why thank you, Reyn.

I really appreciate that.

And to make the friendship even more official than before, here's mine:

[email protected]

I wonder if we'll both be hearing from Riddler now? Razz

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@edgarblythe,

Edgar, I'd be happy to be your friend. However, I will need a massage twice weekly. Also, you must invite me to your home every Tuesday and Saturday for a menu of my choosing. Remember, friendship works both ways Wink

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@NickFun,

Now wait. I didn't bank this reciprocity stuff. Let me rethink this.

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@NickFun,

Cheeky bugger! Laughing

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The greatest stumbling block, I don't know anybody who would give the big lug a massage. The dinners would be no problem. If he asked for lobster I would open up a can of tuna and tell him I had to chop it up to make it go far enough to feed us all: Punky, my dog, has a prodigious appetite. If he wanted porterhouse, I would slip him chuck. Who knows the difference, once it's all cooked up?

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@edgarblythe,

Well, if he were a guest at your home, he'd have to take potluck. None of this, "Pass me the menu, please"! Wink

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@msolga,

Did you get my email? It got a tailwind over the Pacific, and should be there by now.

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No two ways about it; nick's bad news.

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@Riddler101,

Riddler101 wrote:

If you too are longing for a friend, or just want to get a friend fast, leave a reply saying this and EXACTLY this.
{ I wish to be Riddle101's friend. Please accept my invite. }
That and EXACTLY that!
Please. I am desperate for my first friend.
Oh, yeah. And by the way, only the first 10 people who ask get it. Unless I decide to take drastic measures.
F.Y.I. (For Your Information), after you say that and EXACTLY that, you can leave any other message you want in the same text box.
If you like this leave a reply *AFTER YOU SAY THAT AND EXACTLY THAT* and give me a thumbs up.

Get a dog... They are used to doing tricks for treats...

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@dadpad,

Actually, you didn't say it exactly. You have to say it this way if you're going to be THAT way:
That and EXACLTY that

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@mm25075,

YAY! What's your e-mail? It's the only way to become friends. I swear, I will not e-mail you if you don't want me to.

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@Reyn,

Just give me your email! It's the only way to become friends! I swear I won't email you!!!

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@Riddler101,

Riddler101 wrote:

Just give me your email! It's the only way to become friends! I swear I won't email you!!!

My email adress is: [email protected]

Okay, so now were friends? Don't email me though!

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