@ossobuco,
10.07 am Friday and I am at work...luckily....since last night I managed to absolutely convince myself that it was Friday night, and I came within a millimeter of changing my alarm to 10.00 am.
Then, I managed to sleep through the alarm and had a very wearying dream wherein a child client appeared with his parents for an appointment with his useless parents and a furry, sentient (although child-like), talking midget elephant, about the size of a Percheron, in tow.
Somehow the appointment was in the city, on the footpath, and the hopeless parents managed to lose themselves, leaving me with a kid and a sweet dispositioned but increasingly stressed midget elephant to manage.
Neither the child nor the elephant knew the numbers of the parents or the elephant's owners.
The elephant was just keeping it together and I feared for the consequences if it had a melt down, so I was so occupied with keeping the elephant calm and controlling it with only a piece of string, and its increasingly disappearing hold on rationality to manage it that I was unable to call for help...and the child was both anxious and non-numerate, so it was very difficult to coach the child to call for help.
Needless to say, I was exhausted when I woke up!
I very much want that elephant as a pet, though. It would have been a delight in its own familiar environment.