@Reyn,
Trying to persuade myself to get ready for work. It appeared to be a bad idea yesterday to do that.
1. My pay usually goes into my account on Wednesday evening. It didn't. Still not there Thursday morning. Thursday my mortgage comes out, and a heap of other stuff, all of which I will be fined for if the withdrawals are refused. I leave late for work because I am attempting to sort out this mess. Am unable to.
2. Attempt to rush to work in car (had wanted to walk.) There is a bulldozer parked across the car park exit. With excruciating slowness, driver finishes task he is engaged in, walks to dozer, slooooooooooooooooooooowly moves it. Now there are only orange traffic cones (we call 'em witches hats) blocking my way...frankly I am prepared to just take 'em out with the car, but I have to wait as dozer driver gets down and moves them. Aaaarrrrgggghh!
3. As I hurtle down road dividing river from Adelaide University, I come across a duck on its way to the University. Using the pedestrian crossing, may I say! I stop and wait for duck. Duck sees car and freezes. Duck turns back. Duck stops...duck continues in original direction...duck stops when drivers behind me (who cannot see duck) toot and carry on. I toot duck very lightly...duck moves on to university.
4. As I am crossing 6 lane highway from office to where we see clients, I stop on median strip....huge truck carrying crane veers off road and onto median strip and hurtles towards me...I wonder if there are any cars there if i jump back...am about to decide I'd rather be hit by a car than a huge truck, just as truck pulls itself back onto road.