The harsh life of a gunslinger

I hear Wally saying to roland, "come here you little dildo", since roland was trying to escape when being confronted with a plate of ribs. stupid finicky cat. Wally wanted to give him some.

I said "Is that how you talk to the children?"

"Yeah, that's gunslinger talk"

You talk to your daughter like that?

"She's not a gunslinger, she's a school marm. All wimmins is school marms."

What about Odetta?

"She doesn't have any legs, so she can be a gunslinger."

I'd have to cut off my legs to be a gunslinger?

"Yeah, you notice how I never invite you when the boys and I are going to have a ka-tet."

What if I brought milk and cookies.

"Then we'd let you sit around"

Wally appears to be doing much better.