As Joe Nation was running through Central Park this week, he passed a wino
who yelled out, "Watta hell yer doin dat fer?" Unable to reply, Joe stopped
dead in his tracks. He bought a Segway, threw out his running shoes, and has
been mainlining jelly doughnuts ever since.
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Seed
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Thu 11 Mar, 2010 02:18 pm
I heard that djjd will no longer be getting his media off the internet. He was given in and paid for cable tv and has signed up for book of the month club at the local book store. All this after hearing that pirating can shorten your life span.
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Setanta
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Thu 11 Mar, 2010 02:33 pm
God . . . as i live and breathe . . . whodathunk ? ! ? ! ?
I heard that OCCOM BILL has been using the hair clippings from his weekly ass-shaving to fashion a hair-piece for the life-size JustBrooke doll that he's creating in his basement.
If I were her, I'd be kinda creeped out. My life-size doll of her has hair made completely out of the hair from my ear and nose clippings. Much classier.