Setanta
 
Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 06:41 am
My feet were stuck in cement, and there was no surgeon near by to amputate them, and while the frigid air seared the tender tissue of my lungs, would robins build nests on my head in which to lay eggs which they would then abandon?
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Francis
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 06:44 am
Set wrote:
IF..

Are we talking about "Plain Tales of the Hills" author again? Twisted Evil
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 06:44 am
@Setanta,
No; there 's insufficient time for that.
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 06:46 am
@Setanta,
... then you'll be a man, my son.
Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 06:55 am
@jespah,
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe . . .
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 06:57 am
Wait ! ! !

Let me guess . . . "community" is the tag euphemism for taking the piss, right?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 07:21 am
Arrgh. I cannot remember the (Japanese, VietNamese?) author who wrote a long short story wherein the punishment for certain crimes was to be buried in cement to your waist next to some main thoroughfare in the city. You could still talk, your hands were free, but no one was allowed to help you in any way. There were several such captives in every block.

The story was about the thoughts of a daughter going to visit, from afar, her semi-entombed mother.
~~~
To encourage nests, Set, have your executioners weave your hair with straw.

Joe( Try to whistle some birdsong while you wait, for nests or whatever comes next.)Nation
OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 07:46 am
@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:
Arrgh. I cannot remember the (Japanese, VietNamese?) author who wrote a long short story
wherein the punishment for certain crimes was to be buried in cement
to your waist next to some main thoroughfare in the city. You could still talk,
your hands were free, but no one was allowed to help you in any way.
Joe( Try to whistle some birdsong while you wait, for nests or whatever comes next.)Nation
It woud be less kind to give the condemned all the food n water he wants.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 07:49 am
@Joe Nation,
Joe Nation wrote:
To encourage nests, Set, have your executioners weave your hair with straw.


I have always wanted to braid his hair.

Now I have a reason.

Science. It's all in the name of science.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 07:52 am
Do you see what you've done now, Joe?

I hope you're happy now.

I will make you pay and pay . . .
oolongteasup
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 08:29 pm
@Setanta,
if your feet were stuck in cement i'd suggest it was but clay


























made me laugh, joking dog k

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 09:16 pm
@Setanta,
Robins be a bit skittish. Might be a chicken could want to nest up there.
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Seed
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 09:19 pm
what does "take the piss" mean?
Seed
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 09:30 pm
also: imagine if pineapple was an animal, and lactated it's own kind of milk to nurse it's young. If you were to take some of this pineapple breastmilk, turn it into an odd cheese, then leave that hunk of cheese in a stale metal box in tropical heat for three months, very good, no?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 09:48 pm
@Setanta,
Not ENTIRELY sure it would be robins, but yes.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 23 Feb, 2010 09:49 pm
@Seed,
Seed wrote:

what does "take the piss" mean?


Mock.
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dadpad
 
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Reply Wed 24 Feb, 2010 01:16 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

My feet were stuck in cement, and there was no surgeon near by to amputate them, and while the frigid air seared the tender tissue of my lungs, would robins build nests on my head in which to lay eggs which they would then abandon?


Why do you ask two dogs?
Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 24 Feb, 2010 03:23 am
Cuz the site advertises "Ask questions, get answers" . . .
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OmSigDAVID
 
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Reply Wed 24 Feb, 2010 03:56 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:
My feet were stuck in cement, and there was no surgeon near by to amputate them, and while the frigid air seared the tender tissue of my lungs, would robins build nests on my head in which to lay eggs which they would then abandon?
Thay 'd not concern themselves with that if the air were frigid.





David
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 24 Feb, 2010 06:17 am
@dadpad,
dadpad wrote:

Setanta wrote:

My feet were stuck in cement, and there was no surgeon near by to amputate them, and while the frigid air seared the tender tissue of my lungs, would robins build nests on my head in which to lay eggs which they would then abandon?


Why do you ask two dogs?


Don't think he got it.
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