Evil water softener guy

Try setting the softener dial to a longer backflush. That should eliminate the problem.

Flush.

hehehehehehehehehehehehe . . .

you think you got problems

i'm trying to decide who to support in the late night wars, i've got to figure out how to get satan and the prime minister together for a meeting (i hear he's really good at solving problems with the french) and the first wind turbine went up in my county yesterday and i'm worried the sub harmonic frequencies generated by the blades rotation are part of a plot by deviant liberals to infiltrate my mind and convince me to pay the new proposed tax tax and the upcoming tax on the tax tax

easy answer.

Stop coming to america

How much did she take him for?

How about posting some pics of your wife and her cell phone number?

OK . . . take a deep breath, pinch off your nostrils, and then hold your breath . . . i'll be right back to post those pix . . .

I'M SO WORRIED
(Terry Jones / John Du Pre)
Terry Jones & Monty Python's Flying Circus - 1980


I'm so worried about what's happening today in the Middle East, you
know,
And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at
Heathrow.

I'm so worried about the fashions today. I don't think they're good
for your feet,
And I'm so worried about the shows on TV that sometimes they want to
repeat.

I'm so worried about what's happening today, you know,
And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at
Heathrow.

I'm so worried about my hair falling out and the state of the world
today,
And I'm so worried about being so full of doubt about everything,
anyway.

I'm so worried about modern technology.
I'm so worried about all the things that they dump in the sea.
I'm so worried about it. Worried about it. Worried. Worried. Worried.

I'm so worried about everything that can go wrong.
I'm so worried about whether people like this song.
I'm so worried about this very next verse. It isn't the best that
I've got,
And I'm so worried about whether I should go on, or whether I
shouldn't just stop.

(pause)

I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped,
And I'm worried because it's the sort of thing I ought to know,
And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at
Heathrow.

(pause)

I'm so worried about whether I should have stopped then.
I'm so worried that I'm driving everyone 'round the bend.
I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at
Heathrow

contact a tin man. ask him to call on your wife and hope that breaks the cycle. you may need to sign up for new siding but hey it'll be worth it.

[ jjorge to self: "I've been holding my breath for a long time and he hasn't posted those pics yet...my face is getting red and my lungs want to explode..I'll try to hold out longer though...hmm... wonder if he has pics of her WITH the water softener guy? ]

Jorge . . . Jorge, ol' buddy . . . i spaced it out completely ! ! !

Now what did i do with those pictures . . .

whoosh! [sound of expelled air]

Request: an evil water softener guy poem, please, jjorge!

(but only if you feel so inclined, of course!)