Setanta
 
Reply Wed 20 Jan, 2010 06:33 am
I have recently discovered that my wife has been screwing the water softener guy while i'm at work, and has been involved in a lesbian relationship with his wife. More importantly, we are life-long conservative Democrats, but they are so-called moderate Republicans. Personally, i think their peke-a-poo is out of control and way too aggressive. Their children have sucked our children into "sexting" while in class, at the same time as their parents are trying to lure our children to their wacko church.

What's a concerned husband and parent to do?
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tycoon
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jan, 2010 06:38 am
Try setting the softener dial to a longer backflush. That should eliminate the problem.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jan, 2010 06:40 am
@Setanta,
Flush.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jan, 2010 06:45 am
hehehehehehehehehehehehe . . .
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djjd62
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jan, 2010 06:50 am
you think you got problems

i'm trying to decide who to support in the late night wars, i've got to figure out how to get satan and the prime minister together for a meeting (i hear he's really good at solving problems with the french) and the first wind turbine went up in my county yesterday and i'm worried the sub harmonic frequencies generated by the blades rotation are part of a plot by deviant liberals to infiltrate my mind and convince me to pay the new proposed tax tax and the upcoming tax on the tax tax
shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jan, 2010 07:38 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:


What's a concerned husband and parent to do?


easy answer.

Stop coming to america
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jan, 2010 08:39 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

I have recently discovered that my wife has been screwing the water softener guy

How much did she take him for?
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jjorge
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jan, 2010 04:44 pm
How about posting some pics of your wife and her cell phone number?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jan, 2010 04:46 pm
OK . . . take a deep breath, pinch off your nostrils, and then hold your breath . . . i'll be right back to post those pix . . .
dlowan
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jan, 2010 05:55 pm
@djjd62,
djjd62 wrote:

you think you got problems

i'm trying to decide who to support in the late night wars, i've got to figure out how to get satan and the prime minister together for a meeting (i hear he's really good at solving problems with the french) and the first wind turbine went up in my county yesterday and i'm worried the sub harmonic frequencies generated by the blades rotation are part of a plot by deviant liberals to infiltrate my mind and convince me to pay the new proposed tax tax and the upcoming tax on the tax tax



I'M SO WORRIED
(Terry Jones / John Du Pre)
Terry Jones & Monty Python's Flying Circus - 1980


I'm so worried about what's happening today in the Middle East, you
know,
And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at
Heathrow.

I'm so worried about the fashions today. I don't think they're good
for your feet,
And I'm so worried about the shows on TV that sometimes they want to
repeat.

I'm so worried about what's happening today, you know,
And I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at
Heathrow.

I'm so worried about my hair falling out and the state of the world
today,
And I'm so worried about being so full of doubt about everything,
anyway.

I'm so worried about modern technology.
I'm so worried about all the things that they dump in the sea.
I'm so worried about it. Worried about it. Worried. Worried. Worried.

I'm so worried about everything that can go wrong.
I'm so worried about whether people like this song.
I'm so worried about this very next verse. It isn't the best that
I've got,
And I'm so worried about whether I should go on, or whether I
shouldn't just stop.

(pause)

I'm worried about whether I ought to have stopped,
And I'm worried because it's the sort of thing I ought to know,
And I'm so worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at
Heathrow.

(pause)

I'm so worried about whether I should have stopped then.
I'm so worried that I'm driving everyone 'round the bend.
I'm worried about the baggage retrieval system they've got at
Heathrow
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jan, 2010 06:06 pm
http://msa4.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/alfred_e_neuman.jpg
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dadpad
 
  1  
Reply Sat 23 Jan, 2010 06:12 pm
contact a tin man. ask him to call on your wife and hope that breaks the cycle. you may need to sign up for new siding but hey it'll be worth it.
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jjorge
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jan, 2010 08:00 pm
@Setanta,
[ jjorge to self: "I've been holding my breath for a long time and he hasn't posted those pics yet...my face is getting red and my lungs want to explode..I'll try to hold out longer though...hmm... wonder if he has pics of her WITH the water softener guy? ]
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Setanta
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jan, 2010 08:22 pm
Jorge . . . Jorge, ol' buddy . . . i spaced it out completely ! ! !

Now what did i do with those pictures . . .
jjorge
 
  1  
Reply Sat 23 Jan, 2010 09:53 pm
@Setanta,
whoosh! [sound of expelled air]
msolga
 
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Reply Sat 23 Jan, 2010 09:57 pm
@jjorge,
Request: an evil water softener guy poem, please, jjorge! Smile
msolga
 
  1  
Reply Sat 23 Jan, 2010 09:58 pm
@msolga,
(but only if you feel so inclined, of course!)
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