@Ionus,
Presents??????
Well if David does decide to get me a gun I want a double barrel Ethica over and under (22) silver chased. Clark Gable had one in some movie I saw. Loved it.
Merry Andrew got me a book on Buddhism. In English and Japanese.
Rockhead got me some corn fed armadillos.
Famerman sent me some shoo fly pie.
Izzie taught me how to say Happy Birthday in Hawaiian.
Thats for starters.