You are pope. Think of the new Cardinals, and the Blue Jays. Bless them both if they make it in baseball this year.
Montana runs away screaming bloody murder!!!
Happy Halloween Gus and Cav. I've got to run out and get lots of eggs and grab the rotten tomatoes from my garden. You guys are gonna be sorry for messin with Montana!!!!
Gus and Montana
Gus, this is the man who can help you do a better job of identifying barns:
http://www.seerockcity.com/media/facts_04.asp
Pictures of the barns:
http://www.seerockcity.com./seebarns/default.asp
Montana - Fellini is a famous Italian film director.
look him up on Google.
One of his best known films was Satyricon - because it was.
Thanks dlowan. It's good to know that someone out there can help me out ;-)
Actually, Gustav, here's a picture of my face. Only because I'm drunk, though.
I thought 8 1/2 was the famous one. Dear gus, isn't 8 1/2 the famous one? Come on, it's got weird mother-whore figures dancing on beaches, brothel dreams -- and it's in black-and-white, so it's got to be higher art than the luridly cinechromatic Satyricon. Help me, Gus, please!
(Fellini treated actors like puppets, and puppets like -- well, you don't even want to know how he treated puppets.)
Slappy has HAIR?!!! Who knew!
I don't want to know how Fellini treated puppets. What DO i want to know? Gus?
dagmaraka asks....
Quote:What DO i want to know?
You want to know why one of your midsummer-men wilted. I think you already know the answer.
If not, Ask Auntie Lowan. I have not the heart to give you the news.
She deals in such matters.
Dear Popie,
Would you help me prove that chocolate is one of the most important food groups--that it is a group unto itself?
Thank you so very much (genuflecting, while listening to Bela Fleck). I will be waiting with bated breath (actually, chocolate breath, if truth be told).
Yours most sincerely,
Miss Minnie Mocha
tap tap tap tap tap.......
Still waiting for an answer to my Very Important Question from yesterday, Dr. Ratz.
Dear Mr. R.
I read in the paper today that people who cross-dress at Halloween are errrrrr, well, more sexually adventurous than other costume-wearers. Can this be true?
Signed,
the little old man at the arena
Dear Gus
A bunch of kids came to my house last night asking for candy. Who the hell do they think they are going to peoples homes begging for candy? What should I do if this ever happens again?
I drank enough last night to kill a small-to-medium-sized Somalian village. Now, I'm so hungover the voices in my head are telling me to throw rocks at old people in front of the nursing home....the voices are good salesmen...what do I do?
good god slap, you don't need the pope for this kind of advice....Bloody Mary, Man....QUICKLY !!!!!! BIG ONE!!!!!!
I drank no alcohol last night, and yet I have a terrible headache.
Why is life so unfair, Gus?
Dear Pope Gus,
Does Slappy ever get used to being slapped. Does he actually enjoy it?
