dagmaraka wrote:Lord Ellpus wrote:Get her drunk.........it worked for me once.
you mean the time when you peed your pants and were blabbering all that nonsense about your family before you were not able to speak anymore? the time i had to execute a heimlich manouvre on you so that you don't choke? when i had to drag you to the storage room so that other guests of Eva's cafe don't have to look at you? And the morning after it took you five minutes to remember your last name? Was that the time you were referring to?
From what I remember, you shoved a funnel in my mouth, filled it with Slovenian fire water, kept telling me how you wanted noble offspring and tried to tickle percy in an attempt to cause me some manly inflation.
In the end I had to cooperate, and despite my drunken state, I would rate it as one of the most exciting thirty seconds of my life.
