The $67,000 bathtub

@boomerang,

Hahah this reminds me of the toilet featured on the Tyra Banks Show.
It has a nightlight, stores several gigs of MP3s, has a seat warmer, & after you're done, washes you & dries with warm air. Hah. Cute, isn't it?

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@RadAndRandom,

Something like that would be great for babies!

New parents would pay a fortune for that.

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@boomerang,

Well, you'd have to sit there holding the baby, helping it balance and not fall into the toilet, as it is being washed and died, then.
Easier to just put the baby in a sink and wash it yourself, no?

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@RadAndRandom,

The kitchen sink is far safer then having a bidet give the baby a bath unsupervised. Razz

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@tsarstepan,

Bidets have other uses..

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@ossobuco,

I know. Just being my typical facetious self.

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@tsarstepan,

OK, but I miss them.

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@farmerman,

farmerman wrote:

we have my wifes bathroom with a Kohler "Birthday Bath " and shower hookup.
Its neat when you wanna soak and the shower is kind of old fashioned
but with modern amaenities. We got it in a dull metal finish.
They do make silvered, chrome, and even gold. The gold is really outrageous.

I like these "environment" bath enclosures that they have in newer homes.

The gold ones must be heavy.

Good investment.

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@ossobuco,

I never had the pleasure of ever using a bidet. I jest out of envy. Razz

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When the Feds finally busted Jim Bakker (whose wife, Tammy Faye, needed 15 Avon ladies to service her make-up needs), one of the things they found in the home which was provided by his church was solid gold bathroom fixtures.

"Uhm, my wife left with the kids, i just came home and found the note, and i was coming home to tell her i got laid off . . . uhm, can someone talk to me, can someone pray with me?"

"Are you interested in making a free will faith offering? We accept all major credit cards."

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@ossobuco,

ossobuco wrote:

Bidets have other uses..

I have a friend who has a bidet -- her cats love it! Fresh water fountain!

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@RadAndRandom,

Spoil sport.

Just ruin my fantasy of easy-care, permanent press, no poop babies. Go ahead, ya big monster.

<sob>

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@boomerang,

Can't you buy them by the case at Home Depot?

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@tsarstepan,

Wow. That would be cool!

I ended up with a case of kids at my house today. We played Calvin ball.

Fuuuuunnnnnn!

Spring came early to Oregon.

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@boomerang,

Don't forget to water them once and a while. Keep them on the sunny side of the house/yard as well.

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@boomerang,

Awwww.

Now that just about broke my heart.

Hah. Nahh. Not yet, at least.
Your pain doesn't apply to me because
I haven't had to wash a baby's butt in my life!
But I will in a few years or so. Then I'll be the one crying.

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Lookie what Mr. B found on craigslist:

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here is a kohler clawfoot birthday bathtub. the feet, fixtures and plumbing are all 24K gold plated. very very nice condition. you can get all the info and specs at www.us.kohler.com/onlinecatalog/detail.jsp?prod_num=100 . the tub currently runs around $13,000.oo, for brass fixtures, they don't make'em with the real gold anymore. gold is in great shape, tub in great shape. we are asking $2900.00 OBO. this is a very nice tub at a great price. please email with any questions or for more pics. thanks!!
also have a matching toilet and sink with the 24K gold fixtures...

Mabye we'll go with an Iraqi palace vibe.

Ha!

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@boomerang,

Lordy!

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@boomerang,

A steal at that price Boomerang! (Just take along your gold testing kit.)

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@Tai Chi,

Tai Chi wrote:

Just take along your gold testing kit.

Wouldn't it be the same as it is for gold coins and gold Olympic medals? Bite in!

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