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Roses are red, violets are blue.... Valentine's Day Poems

 
 
Krumple
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2017 01:11 pm
@George,

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If Valentine's day were illegal
I wouldn't go to jail for you.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2017 01:25 pm
@Krumple,
Roses are pink
violets are perse
if you buy your love a gift on Valentine's Day
Macy's will pillage your purse.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2017 02:03 pm
roses are red
noses are too
when one's head
is filled with the flu
Krumple
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2017 02:47 pm
@edgarblythe,

roses are red
and violets are dead
because of global warming
here are matching gasmasks instead

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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Mon 13 Feb, 2017 03:32 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
my Valentine's here
there is no other like you!

tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Feb, 2017 07:41 am
@CalamityJane,
https://i.imgur.com/lqzGqAC.jpg
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George
 
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Reply Wed 15 Feb, 2017 07:43 am
Roses are red
Violets are blue
They're both overpriced
And candy is too
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Feb, 2017 08:15 am
@George,
Roses are red
violets are marjorelle
it's the day after Valentine's
and all the candy is on sale.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 15 Feb, 2017 08:57 am
Roses are red
they go well with your Wheaties
don't eat so much candy
and avoid diabetes
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 15 Feb, 2017 02:35 pm
@jespah,
https://i.imgur.com/q16kdYT.jpg
Cuomo Makes Sure NYC's Plastic Bag Fee Sleeps With The Fishes
chai2
 
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Reply Wed 15 Feb, 2017 05:07 pm
@tsarstepan,
Off topic tsar, but that's a shame about the plastic bags. Here, those thin throwaway bags are only used for raw meat, or if you ask, for something that might leak, like a rotisserie chicken. Otherwise, we use our cloth bags, pay 25 cents per heavier plastic reusable bags, or just carry the item(s). It's made an enormous difference.

Roses are red
Garbage makes you gag
Hey NYC
Smarten up re your bags!
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 15 Feb, 2017 09:36 pm
@chai2,
Roses in a red cup
No more plastic bags
California was fed up
we bring our own rags
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 12 Feb, 2018 01:51 pm
@CalamityJane,
Tiny Snek
https://i.imgur.com/AoMcf8J.jpg
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Mon 12 Feb, 2018 01:54 pm
Roses are dead
(It's winter)
Violets are dead
(Still winter)
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George
 
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Reply Mon 12 Feb, 2018 02:53 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your wife knows the truth
And your girlfriend does too
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 12 Feb, 2018 02:56 pm
@George,
https://i.imgur.com/Ujs1SnZ.jpg
Twisted Doodles
lmur
 
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Reply Mon 12 Feb, 2018 04:18 pm
@tsarstepan,
Roses are bled
Violets are rue
I shoulda stopped drinking
About half past two.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Wed 14 Feb, 2018 09:47 am

Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends,
Who the heck are you?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 14 Feb, 2018 10:28 am
@Region Philbis,
Roses are red.
Tulips can also be red.
Don't over think it.
A lot of things can be red.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 14 Feb, 2018 05:50 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm Rubber
And you're glue
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