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Roses are red, violets are blue.... Valentine's Day Poems

 
 
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2014 09:16 am
@edgarblythe,
Roses aren't spotted
Violets aren't pink
Did you shower today?
Because you just stink!
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Lordyaswas
 
  3  
Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2014 10:11 am
Rose's are red,
Violet's are blue,
I could spend all day
Just upskirting you.
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2014 01:14 pm
Roses are blind
violets are deaf
please go on a diet
and lose some of that heft
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2014 06:19 pm
@tsarstepan,
http://static.tapastic.com/cartoons/51/fa/ae/7a/bfaf2d6a9ab448a99e21695322e435a9.jpg
http://tapastic.com/episode/30155
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tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 14 Feb, 2014 02:11 pm
Dragons are red
Berbalang are blue
I'll be your dungeonmaster
if you let me roll you
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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 14 Feb, 2014 02:17 pm
Roses are red and violets are purple.
Sugar is sweet and so is maple syrple.


--Roger Miller
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 11 Apr, 2014 12:57 pm
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/metamaterials.png
http://xkcd.com/1351/
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2014 10:50 am
Quote:
Roses are grey, violets are grey…



http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-04/enhanced/webdr08/29/7/enhanced-18467-1398769857-19.jpg
http://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/anti-jokes-that-will-make-you-laugh-even-if-you-dont-want
chai2
 
  2  
Reply Thu 1 May, 2014 11:52 am
@tsarstepan,
Yes you are!

You ARE a dog!

Good dog. Yes you Are!
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 1 May, 2014 12:33 pm
Roses are red
violets are weeds
be my Valentine, baby
and satisfy my needs. Cool
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 26 Jan, 2015 09:32 am
@jespah,
http://i58.tinypic.com/wofw2.jpg
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mallorymcinnis/you-repulse-me-the-least#.udrNOE1r5
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2016 10:11 am
Roses are red,
flowers are nude,
If you continue to friendzone me,
I call you prude.

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2016 11:04 am
Roses are red
Except if they're dead
That being said
Don't forget your med
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Fil Albuquerque
 
  3  
Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2016 11:20 am
Roses are red
People are sad
Life is the lure
but Love is the cure

(give me a break its not my language lads)

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timur
 
  3  
Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2016 12:06 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd like a kiss
Maybe even two
ossobuco
 
  2  
Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2016 03:50 pm
@timur,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sometimes it's said
That to love is to rue
jespah
 
  4  
Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2016 04:34 pm
Roses are red
my peers can be catty
let's go on vacation
but not to Cincinnati
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lmur
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2016 04:34 pm
@ossobuco,
Roses are red
Kisses bring life
You know that I love you
Just don't tell my wife.
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CalamityJane
 
  1  
Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2016 09:11 pm
Here is a modern one...

Roses are red
Facebook is blue
No mutual friends
Who the hell are you?
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Glennn
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2016 09:17 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
Don't need any flowers,
Just want to have you.
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