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Roses are red, violets are blue.... Valentine's Day Poems

 
 
I love garrbear
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 08:24 pm
@Mame,
how about this ...
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I have a crush on you
So take my hand
hold my close and show me you love me the most!
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chai2
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 08:55 pm
roses are red
violets are blue
I got a valentine card
that was postage due.



inch by inch our love doth grow
I feign would be thy escargot
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 09:00 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
So is my head
When I got flu
chai2
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 09:06 pm
@edgarblythe,
Then there's the ever popular....

Roses are red
Violets are bluish
If it wasn't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish.


or


Roses are gray
Violets are gray
I'm a dog.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Tue 22 Jan, 2013 09:11 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a harbor seal
So what's new
Mame
 
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Reply Wed 23 Jan, 2013 07:37 am
@edgarblythe,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
The problem with you
is you smell of pooh.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll go on a date
but no, not with you!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Alas my darling
I'm saying adieu.

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Letty
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jan, 2013 05:02 pm
Well, tsar, since Valentine's day is past how about a song inspired by you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yjQEvHYPgA
roger
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jan, 2013 05:17 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I had a brick
I would throw it at you
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chai2
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jan, 2013 06:05 pm
@Letty,
Letty wrote:

Well, tsar, since Valentine's day is past how about a song inspired by you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yjQEvHYPgA


What do you mean since it's past?

It's not coming for another 3 weeks.

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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 24 Jan, 2013 06:13 pm
roses are red my love
violets are bue, oo, oo
sugar is sweet my love
what went wrong with you
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2013 07:51 pm
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My dog is dead
Thanks to you
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2013 08:18 pm
These roses are pink
Those violets are baby blue
...
STOP TRYING TO THROW BLEACH IN MY FACE!
~~~
Roses are black
violets are black
everything is black
cause I god damned blind
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 31 Jan, 2013 08:52 pm
Roses are mother.
Violets are mother too.
I don't have an Oedipal Complex.
So why did you think I do?
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 13 Feb, 2013 11:01 am
http://i47.tinypic.com/idsok7.jpg
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_524_20-valentines-too-awesome-to-exist_p20/#9
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 18 Feb, 2013 08:04 am

http://24.media.tumblr.com/eb168cec7d7821514c647934b62a7d16/tumblr_midxeomHbO1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Wed 20 Feb, 2013 09:49 pm
http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ucomics.com/snu130220.gif
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2014 08:25 am
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr07/10/12/enhanced-24730-1392052264-10.jpg
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kellyoakes/12-geeky-cards-to-cut-out-and-give-to-your-valentine
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jespah
 
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Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2014 08:34 am
Roses are red,
violets out of season
to tell you I love you
requires no reason
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2014 09:11 am
Roses are red
Teapots are round
You're wearing a bed
You're such a clown
Region Philbis
 
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Reply Thu 13 Feb, 2014 09:14 am

http://i.imgur.com/T7nUoKB.png
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