@Mame,
how about this ...
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I have a crush on you
So take my hand
hold my close and show me you love me the most!
roses are red
violets are blue
I got a valentine card
that was postage due.
inch by inch our love doth grow
I feign would be thy escargot
Roses are red
Violets are blue
So is my head
When I got flu
@edgarblythe,
Then there's the ever popular....
Roses are red
Violets are bluish
If it wasn't for Jesus
We'd all be Jewish.
or
Roses are gray
Violets are gray
I'm a dog.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a harbor seal
So what's new
Well, tsar, since Valentine's day is past how about a song inspired by you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yjQEvHYPgA
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If I had a brick
I would throw it at you
@Letty,
What do you mean since it's past?
It's not coming for another 3 weeks.
roses are red my love
violets are bue, oo, oo
sugar is sweet my love
what went wrong with you
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My dog is dead
Thanks to you
These roses are pink
Those violets are baby blue
...
STOP TRYING TO THROW BLEACH IN MY FACE!
~~~
Roses are black
violets are black
everything is black
cause I god damned blind
Roses are mother.
Violets are mother too.
I don't have an Oedipal Complex.
So why did you think I do?
Roses are red,
violets out of season
to tell you I love you
requires no reason
Roses are red
Teapots are round
You're wearing a bed
You're such a clown
