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Roses are red, violets are blue.... Valentine's Day Poems

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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 05:03 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

Roses are red
Violets are blue (are not)
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one, too.


Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I'll let you sniff my arse
If I can sniff you.
MontereyJack
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 05:09 am
ooooh, kinky.

For our Ozians:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
No time to send chocolates,
Would a kangaroo do?
Setanta
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 05:15 am
@dlowan,
You really know how to melt a little doggy's heart . . .
dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 06:46 am
@MontereyJack,
MontereyJack wrote:

ooooh, kinky.

For our Ozians:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
No time to send chocolates,
Would a kangaroo do?


Do what?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 06:46 am
@Setanta,
Setanta wrote:

You really know how to melt a little doggy's heart . . .



Heheheheheheeheheheheheheh
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 06:55 am
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:

Roses are red
light comes from stars
I'll treat self to sweets
and eat Haagen Daaz


Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You're having ice cream??
I'll have some, too!
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Mame
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 06:58 am
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'd give you a kiss
But I've got the 'flu.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You make me wish
I'd never met you.
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 08:38 am
@Mame,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
we've been together for so long
through thick and thin, now, too
jespah
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 08:46 am
@jespah,
Or ...

Roses are red
Violets are stinky
this Valentine's Day
let's do something ....
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 10:46 am
@jespah,
Well, you got me perplexed... now I'm awaiting for an adjective that rhymes. http://i49.tinypic.com/10p0sjq.jpg
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 10:47 am
@dlowan,
dlowan wrote:

You sure love your Haagen Daaz!!!

If I could marry it, I certainly would! http://i48.tinypic.com/1es3zq.jpg
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 10:50 am
Roses are red
daffodils are yellow
Ricky Gervais
is a fine funny fellow.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 02:50 pm
@tsarstepan,
tsarstepan wrote:

dlowan wrote:

You sure love your Haagen Daaz!!!

If I could marry it, I certainly would! http://i48.tinypic.com/1es3zq.jpg


Really? I heard it was frigid.
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 11:34 pm
@dlowan,
It would be a marriage of convenience rather then a marriage of romance. Wink

tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 11:35 pm
@tsarstepan,
Roses are red
green are the clover
it's past midnight here
and Valentine's is over
Rockhead
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 11:40 pm
@tsarstepan,
roses are red,
violets are blue.
for a whole 'nother year,
no flowers are due.

(except in Chicago, where they got some crap holiday called sweetest day in about 6 months)
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Sun 14 Feb, 2010 11:46 pm
@Rockhead,
Roses are red
dust-covered violets are grey
I'll buy you flowers for next year
I'll place them now on layaway.
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MontereyJack
 
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Reply Mon 15 Feb, 2010 02:02 am
Roses are red,
Chocolates are brown,
I've got acid reflux
Chowing too many down.
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Region Philbis
 
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Reply Mon 15 Feb, 2010 06:15 am

(for the day after...)

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I just got Tested
You Prolly Should Too
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Mon 15 Feb, 2010 09:30 am
@Region Philbis,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I called you at 3:30
sorry I drunk called you
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