WHAT THE BLOODY HELL

BP Bear? Tie a really big bow or a string on one's finger. Then to the end of the bow or string tie a cue card with the words Get Ritalin from the pharmacy ASAP printed clearly on both sides. Then proceed to one's nearest pharmacy. Bonne chance!!

So where can I get some of ....ahhhh......Crap!!!...I forgot what I wanted to say...sometimes I have a memory as bad as a.....really bad.....memory thingy.

Alan Arkin sees the KFC bucket of chicken, and erupts in a profane fit over the family dinner table, "Every night, it's the fuckin chicken! Can we have anything besides fuckin chicken?? I'm so goddam sick of the fuckin chicken!!!!!"

His son is demoralized because of the language; his wife, the prolific chicken provider, likely thinks...'hey, I fed the old bastard...we took him out of the old folks' home when they threw him out for heroin addiction...****, he should be thankful for the ******* chicken'; after the tirade, Arkin sits down and eats the fuckin chicken.

I watched. It made me laugh.

Hasn't happened to me... I'm happy.
(I think I became a user a little after this power failure incident...)